Lucas

[honourablegeorge]

Is this someone from on here?

 

I got some laughs, anyhow

 

http://twitter.com/LucasLeiva21

[Hassony]

no, it's made by that dodgy politician from the wire

 

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Montse]

[diggy]

Thats real good stuff in fairness

[Nerik]

Settled down now. Stevie is watching Steven Gerrard : Centurion on DVD, Aquilanis finger is in plaster, Rafa trying to beat himself at chess

 

LOL!

[Barnes' left foot]

"Hes [Kyrgiakos] truly lost it now. Hes in the toilet frantically cutting his own hair, muttering 'survival of the fittest'. NGog trying to stop him."

 

Excellent

[surf]

Settled down now. Stevie is watching Steven Gerrard : Centurion on DVD, Aquilanis finger is in plaster, Rafa trying to beat himself at chess

 

LOL!

 

[jonnyc]

http://www.ynwa.tv/forum/index.php?showtopic=148852&st=100

[DanM]

Sorry to be a downer but the lucas thing is not funny.

 

Lock thread.

[Red Kent]

Sorry to be a downer but the lucas thing is not funny.

 

Lock thread.

 

Hey, f*** off I'm the forum doomsayer.

[fyds]

Hey, f*** off I'm the forum doomsayer.

Absolutely! I for one will not allow your positioned to usurped - mind you, it might make you even more miserable, kev!

 

Someones clogged the toilet up. Rafa has a guilty look. Must have been his beer poo earlier on. Stevie says he saw Dirk sniffing the seat.

 

Toilets humming. Sammy was about to use the air freshener, Soto stopped him - 'it is a pure and manly smell that must not be tampered with'.

 

Been trying to sleep for hours. Soto talks & smokes a pipe in his sleep. I dread to think what tobacco it is, but it smells like raw meat.

 

He doesnt just talk in his sleep, he has actual conversations. He seems to be arguing that there is no better smell than driving past a farm

 

Soto is Kyrgiakos for those who are asking, first name is Sotirios. He introduces himself as merely a 'child of Zeus with ankles of Steel'.

 

 

I rckon as it's been followed by Fat Sam that I smell the keyboard of Swipe again (in a non-Soto kind of way)

Edited April 22, 2010 by fyds

[mofus77]

Absolutely! I for one will not allow your positioned to usurped - mind you, it might make you even more miserable, kev!

 

 

 

I rckon as it's been followed by Fat Sam that I smell the keyboard of Swipe again (in a non-Soto kind of way)

 

Think it's Clay Davis off here. Not the sheeeeeit one from the wire.

[jonnyc]

Think it's Clay Davis off here. Not the sheeeeeit one from the wire.

 

it is....he said so in the other thread

[Gomez]

Absolute filthy tweet from Kenny's daughter last night.

 

Admittedly, it was a RT from Tomkins, but still...

[Stew F]

Got a mention in the Express in Paul Joyce's daily diary.... described as "hilarious spoof version of Lucas's twitter". The players have got to see the funny side. Surely

[Pam]

i like it - surely he can't keep up this frequency of tweets though!

[Clay Davis]

I can't, no. Bit of a gap in work at the moment so i'm able to do a lot of 'tweeting'. It'll probably end after this trip tbh.

 

Can't please everyone can I Worldie?!

 

It was in the paper?!?

 

Just realised i'm now posting on here as if they were twitter updates, I think that speaks volumes!

[fyds]

I can't, no. Bit of a gap in work at the moment so i'm able to do a lot of 'tweeting'. It'll probably end after this trip tbh.

 

Can't please everyone can I Worldie?!

 

It was in the paper?!?

 

Just realised i'm now posting on here as if they were twitter updates, I think that speaks volumes!

Nice one Clay!

[Swagger]

That is excellent work, Clay, very hilarious.

 

Keep them coming!

[johngibo YPC]

I can't, no. Bit of a gap in work at the moment so i'm able to do a lot of 'tweeting'. It'll probably end after this trip tbh.

 

Can't please everyone can I Worldie?!

 

It was in the paper?!?

 

Just realised i'm now posting on here as if they were twitter updates, I think that speaks volumes!

 

You should carry on

Its on loads of my mates facebooks who don't go on here, and someone just emailed it to me as well

So i pretended we were mates

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

me too. I said we're BEST mates

 

send me so photos, so I can show people

[Clay Davis]

We're all friends on here. I thought that was how it worked?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Don't know who brought the football on board, Masch has started repeatedly trying to slide tackle it. Like a bull to a red cloth...

 

Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life

 

[Sion]

Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life

 

 

they're loving this on the betfair forum as well.

[Jarg Armani]

Sorry to be a downer but the lucas thing is not funny.

 

Lock thread.

 

Is this because it was featured on the Guardian blogs?

 

Did you get them read out to you?