Just when you think Sky can't get any worse

[Swipe]

Saw an ad for this in the gym yesterday. Painful.

 

SSN Leaders Debate

 

The leaders of the three main political parties go head to head over the next few weeks in a bid to win your votes at the General Election.

 

At the same time the debate as to where the Premier League title will end up is also a hotly disputed topic up and down the country.

 

The nation will go to the polls on Thursday May 6, three days before the Premier League title race reaches its climax.

 

And on Thursday the Sky Sports News Leaders Debate will look at the hopes of the three clubs hoping to celebrate victory in May: Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal.

 

Join Ian Payne from 7.30pm where he will be joined by three guests to argue the case for the three teams battling it out for this season's championship.

 

In the red and black corner, Ron Atkinson, who managed Manchester United for five years, will tell us why the trophy will end up at Old Trafford this summer.

 

In the red and white corner, former Arsenal player and manager George Graham will tell us why he thinks it's going to the Gunners.

 

And in the blue corner is Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, who played 136 times for Chelsea and reckons Carlo Ancelotti's men will hold on at the top until the end.

 

The debate will also feature a studio audience, filled with fans from all three clubs, but before that you can have YOUR say.

 

Who do you think will win the title? Let us know using the poll on the side of this page.

 

And tune in to the Sky Sports News Leaders Debate from 7.30pm on Thursday for the results.

[Hassony]

HAHAHAHA

 

Big ron and Hasselbaink

 

I am guessing Desailly turned down the invite then

[dorgie]

They've been plugging this every 3 minutes for the last 2 days. Ridiculous

[Hassony]

makes me almost glad that we're not in the title race this season

[Des]

f***ing knobends.

[Gilps]

Sweet Jesus

[CarraLegend]

Pathetic, as usual.

 

Maybe they should put the resources to replacing quite possibly the worst presenter on the whole of tv who somehow has been in the job nearly 20 years. (Despite not having the first clue about football or how to talk to people)

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Oh yes ! This is going to be brilliant !!

[smithdown]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

[Swipe]

They've got even worse this season.

 

Those stupid little clips they dream up have infested half time now.

 

And their "pastiche" of 'The Wire' was one of the worst things I've ever seen.

 

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

 

[Cobs]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

 

[The Hitman]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

Actually brought tears to my eyes.

[Gerry]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:......, and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

 

Very good.

[Minder78]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/08042010/58/premier-league-keys-gray-caught-slating-walcott.html

 

Keys and Gray caught slating Walcott

 

 

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Premier League - Keys and Gray caught slating Walcott

Eurosport - Thu, 08 Apr 11:42:00 2010

Buzz Up!

Sky Sports presenters Richard Keys and Andy Gray got caught out live on air after a technical glitch meant some of their comments were heard during a match.

Veteran anchor Keys and chief analyst Gray were reportedly heard talking over some feeds of Arsenal's 4-1 defeat in Barcelona on Tuesday criticising Gunners winger Theo Walcott, with Keys also joking about someone's flatulence in the studio.

England international Walcott helped create the opening goal, but had an otherwise disappointing performance at the Camp Nou.

The [Rag] reported that at one point during the match, the 21-year-old went to ground, Keys was heard to say on an online stream of the match: "Get up, you stupid little boy.

"You've been s***e, son, in your daft pink boots - absolute rubbish."

Later on, former TV-am presenter Keys asked studio pundits Graeme Souness and Ruud Gullit: "Who's farted? It's not me."

Gray was also heard laying into Walcott on a feed picked up on Dutch television.

According to the Daily Mail, the former Everton, Wolves and Aston Villa striker said: "That Walcott's s***e, isn't he?"

With Lionel Messi's sensational first-half hat-trick ending the tie as a contest, Gray's attentions turned to half-time refreshments, and he was also heard asking: "Is someone going to get the teas on?"

A Sky spokesman denied the incidents, saying: "There were no technical issues with the audio on the night.

"On Sky coverage no conversations could be heard behind the live match commentary, and we did not supply any feeds to outside broadcasters. Richard has no reaction."

Edited April 8, 2010 by Macca

[Swipe]

Saw that earlier - you might want to get rid of the mention of the rag, mate.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

sack the b******s

[psl]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

 

[fyds]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

Your funniest post ever, Smithy!

[John am Rhein]

makes me almost glad that we're not in the title race this season

 

who'd we have had? Ronnie Whelan who'd have ended up voting for Big Ron?

[Stevie H]

And their "pastiche" of 'The Wire' was one of the worst things I've ever seen.

 

you're f***ing kidding me?

 

have to say not having to watch sky is one of the many lovely things about living out of the country.

[Flight]

Ron will be doing intensive coaching in front of the mirror:

 

"Actually, Jimmy, that's a very fair point and your input has been invaluable, both to the programme and also to the country."

 

"Hold on, George, I think Jimmy had another point to make. Go ahead, Jimmy."

 

"I think United will win it, or Chelsea like Jimmy says, full credit to the lad, and I remember I said as much to Brendan, Brendan Batson, and Lawrie, Lawrie Cunningham, and Big Cyril, Cyril Regis, all great lads, all black as the ace of spades by the way, never had a problem, I said to them 'we won't lose you in the snow will we?', and they took it in the spirit it was meant, like Jimmy Floyd Blackbast*rd does."

 

 

Been back to read this three times now. f***ing brilliant.

[Swipe]

you're f***ing kidding me?

 

have to say not having to watch sky is one of the many lovely things about living out of the country.

 

Keys cued it up by saying something like "this title race... could go down to the wire..."

 

Then we had a segment featuring shadowy clips of ferguson and Ancellotti, made to look like the titles to The Wire - replete with some guy wiretapping and the theme tune.

 

I got about 4 texts immediately saying "are you watching this???"

 

Was awful.

[John am Rhein]

Keys cued it up by saying something like "this title race... could go down to the wire..."

 

Then we had a segment featuring shadowy clips of ferguson and Ancellotti, made to look like the titles to The Wire - replete with some guy wiretapping and the theme tune.

 

I got about 4 texts immediately saying "are you watching this???"

 

Was awful.

 

holding back the vomit here

[Guy_Incognito]

I think this might actually be quite entertaining if they had the 3 actual managers there all shouting at each other, instead of 3 tenuous media whores.

[The Hitman]

What's to debate though?!?

 

Whoever finishes with the most points,wins.