Custodian Sentence surely?

[Gomez]

We should make a long prison sentence an election issue.

 

BBC

 

 

Blackburn Rovers' El Hadji Diouf faces driving charges

 

Premier League footballer El Hadji Diouf has been charged with driving without a licence or insurance.

 

The Blackburn Rovers player was stopped in a Porsche Cayenne in Altrincham Road, Manchester, on 14 September, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said.

 

The 29-year-old striker, who also faces two other motoring charges, is due to appear at Manchester City Magistrates Court on 10 May.

 

A spokesman for Blackburn Rovers declined to comment.

[Tosh]

So who was it that parked his car in the disabled bay in manchester many moons back. Or has he lost his licence recently?

[matty]

And in other news, Romario's been banned from Aldi's car park because Jay Spearing's auld fella nicked some scran.

 

[Will this do?]

[johngibo YPC]

To be fair, how is he meant to get insurance without a licence? Bit harsh charging him for both

[smithdown]

Good spot, Gomez

 

Thanks for posting

[Stevie H]

And in other news, Romario's been banned from Aldi's car park because Jay Spearing's auld fella nicked some scran.

 

[Will this do?]

 

:lol:

 

that's f***ing awesome.

[Redkop]

To be fair, how is he meant to get insurance without a licence? Bit harsh charging him for both

 

He lies....

[stressederic]

Be good if Jack Ruby was lurking nearby when Diouf arrives at the Police Station.

[RP]

Custodian?

[stressederic]

Custodian?

 

Locked up in a cell guarded by Groundskeeper Willie

[Nebraska Red]

"I hereby sentence you to 10 months of janitorial service"

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

His cell mate will be gutted. Diouf doesn't swallow.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

don't think Eric will mind