The benefits of a healthy diet

[Arazel]

I for one reckon the introduction of a reknowned dietician/chef to the club would work wonders for the morale and general fitness of the club. I still do think this is an area of science that is under-utilised by many managers, with the typical football diet just being about pastas and the odd bit of fruit.

 

I think Rafa has a niche here for which he can be remembered. If he brings diet to the forefront of Liverpool he could start a brand new effective approach within football. Just think - players that get the correct nutrition will be happier and more inclined to play well.

 

I would propose the inclusion of certain vegetables in the diet.

 

Carrots - to help our players see better at the night matches.

Potatoes - Provide a lot of starch and go well with many things, making it ideal for a varied diet.

Beans - enough of these and our players would have a lot more gust(o).

Bananas - these contain a lot of essential vitamins and proteins to encourage growth. Larger quantities for smaller players.

Cooked ham - Easy to prepare in a sandwich and quite nutritious.

Tea/ Coffee - The caffeine would provide our players with a nice energy boost and keep them alert.

 

I am thoroughly looking forward to this discussion as to how food an improve the woes of Liverpool. Feel free to agree/disagree/comment upon any of the points ive raised.

[Hassony]

you are officially the worst thread starter ever

 

 

convince me otherwise

[Arazel]

I heard rumours that youre the worst replier.

 

NEEEEEEEEEEEXT!

[Hassony]

what does Roy Hodgson give Zamora for lunch then?

[Arazel]

A big bowl of alphaghetti. Maybe a slice of toast as an accompaning side.

 

Look, I detect a certain tone from your post. If you wish to mock me, can you do it elsewhere and allow this thread to stay on topic?

[San Diego Red]

wtf?

[Benzo-13]

F*** off with this thread, they're already on proper diets..

[Michael]

I think they should eat as much suet as possible and then all stand on the goal line and block out the goal.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

F*** off with this thread, they're already on proper diets..

how do you know?

[Maldini]

Jesus c***ing Christ!

[Hassony]

how do you know?

 

 

Because Rafa ate all the pies

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

bet Torres is tucking into a Kebab with 8 tinnies right now, Gerrard is scranning a pukka pie while nailing half a bottle of Bourbon (coz he thinks it's sophisticated) and Masch is foregoing food & caning just vodka

[mally]

Mental thread. Absolutely mental.

[magic melia]

I heard Rafa lost the changing room when he tried to get the players to eat there greens ,

And Jay was sent to Leicester as he was sussed with the note from his mum that he can only eat egg & chips was forged

[downunder]

Fletch needs a spreadsheet with calories eaten by player, compared to calories eaten by players sold. Is the net calories eaten better or worse than last season?

[Hassony]

Fletch needs a spreadsheet with calories eaten by player, compared to calories eaten by players sold. Is the net calories eaten better or worse than last season?

 

[Swipe]

f***ing hell

[aka Dus]

 

Who is this WUM?!

[stressederic]

Carrots don't help you see well in the dark. It was a myth started during the 2nd World War to cover up the existence of airborne radar for night fighters. And to get children to eat carrots.

[Clay Davis]

Carra was in the Pheasant in Hightown last night. Left a 2 pound tip and ran out. True story.

Edited March 28, 2010 by Clay Davis

[carrafan]

convince me otherwise

 

 

 

 

I like this thread. Reading it doesnt make me want to kill myself.

[carrafan]

Carrots - to help our players see better at the night matches.

 

 

 

That simply takes the cake !

[Zoob]

 

Who is this WUM?!

 

 

But at least some thought has gone into the increasingly absurd posts.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

 

 

That simply takes the cake !

carrot cake?

[carrafan]

carrot cake?

 

That was the idea, yes.