You have to laugh

[Fastardo]

Unbelievable

 

Maybe he's only counting the ones he paid tax on.

[muleskinner]

'There can’t be a better left-sided player anywhere'

 

Gareth Bale best left sided player in the World.

[Sion]

Bale > Messi + Ronaldo + Robben + Ribery

 

 

He's always been terrible at 'mind games'

 

 

What the f*** is that article on about anyway. are you trying to raise my blood pressure

 

"Despite the £40m spent by Rafa Benitez, his Liverpool sit sixth, four points behind Spurs and having played a game more"

 

That £40m nearly all came from selling Alonso, if we're not talking about net spends then Spurs have spent about £200m in the last 2 years

 

He spent £16m on Keane who he's just loaned out

£15m on Defoe who the club sold for £9m 12 months earlier

£12m on Palacios

£9m on Crouch

£8m on Bassong

£10m on them two youngsters from Sheff Utd

£5m on Kaboul

£3m on Chimbonda

£9m on that Brazilian fella they've just bought

 

 

Yeah you can really spot the gems can't you, you wobbly faced freak

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Gudjohnsen 'who has scored in each of his last 2 games'

 

Well, 2 games is certainly enough games to pass judgement

[Earl Hafler]

Gudjohnsen 'who has scored in each of his last 2 games'

 

 

Sky Sports News fill about 8 hours a day with that. " Wolves, undefeated in their last 3 games,..."

 

Best one ever was when Coventry went ( seemingly ) months without winning away from home. It was mentioned on every report, every hour, every day.

" The Sky Blues, yet to win away from home this season,..."

[_00_deathscar]

Sky Sports News fill about 8 hours a day with that. " Wolves, undefeated in their last 3 games,..."

 

Best one ever was when Coventry went ( seemingly ) months without winning away from home. It was mentioned on every report, every hour, every day.

" The Sky Blues, yet to win away from home this season,..."

 

The ones I hate the most are "Luton have not beaten Liverpool in 64 years" when Luton would only have played about 4 games against Liverpool in those 64 years. Just an example, but still...

[John am Rhein]

Bale = d(Messi)/dx

[Bigal]

why oh why oh why oh why did I read the other lfc related articles