Moronic Inferno engulfs English managers

[Maldini]

“The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.”

 

Though ostensibly concerned with Ireland’s struggle for independence, W.B. Yeats’ most famous poem The Second Coming also prophesies the degeneration of the football media and the passionate intensity of Chris Kamara, Alan Green and the callers on a zillion radio phone-ins.

 

To crowbar in another literary reference, Britain’s football media could be summed up by the title of Martin Ami’s most entertaining essay collection The Moronic Inferno.

 

In age where clichés are passed off as gospel truths, one of the many dubious truisms is that smaller Premier League clubs cannot afford to play attractive, enterprising football if they want to survive.

 

Alan Green: Passion, intensity, a face for radio...

 

 

There is only one flaw with this theory. It is utter, absolute b*ll*cks.

 

Any enterprising manager might want to consider the influential, if chequered career of Zdenek Zeman, Serie A’s great, iconoclastic coach.

 

True, the Czech maverick has never won the Scudetto, but he has shown a remarkable gift for squaring the circle that destroys many English coaches: creating successful entertaining teams without spending a fortune.

 

His sides have come second, third and fourth in Serie A and won three promotions.

 

The next issue of Champions carries a revealing interview with Zeman by Gabriele Marcotti in which, among other things, he declares: “I don’t think you need great players to play great football. What you do need is guys who are passionate, work hard and know how to execute.”

 

From Palermo’s youth teams to Roma, Zeman’s sides have played a brand of football defined by “movement, speed and execution”, a 4-3-3 formation and attack: “It’s not rocket science, it’s simple math: the more guys you have trying to score, the more you will score.”

 

Zeman loved it when a plan came together (yeah, we know it's not a cigar...)

 

So why, if he’s that good, isn’t Zeman in management today? The answer in part is that his ideas are too radical even for calcio, arguably the major league that is most receptive to new tactics.

 

His style demands a lot physically from players during a match and in training. And players, especially those arrogant enough to think they’ve already made it, aren’t always prepared to make that commitment. (Although they might think it worth the effort in the long run because, the Czech coach insists, they will get injured less.)

 

Zeman can’t understand why footballers are stressed by training. Indeed, his analysis of the physical demands on players raises one of Marcotti’s favourite themes: how good would footballers be if they trained as hard as other sportsmen? That question might be another aspect of Zdenek’s enigmatic legacy.

 

Yet as Marcotti points out, the results can be spectacular. Zeman took Foggia up two divisions as coach. In 1991/92, Foggia played some truly scintillating football as they finished ninth in Serie A in 1991/92.

 

That summer, Zeman did something that seemed like an act of professional suicide: he let most of his stars go and hired a bunch of players from the third division. His reward? Foggia finished a respectable 11th.

 

Zeman’s transformational genius as coach has unearthed or polished such gems as Alessandro Nesta, Dan Petrescu, Salvatore Schillaci, Giuseppe Signori and Francesco Totti.

 

"Oh sh*t, I forgot to sign substitutes!"

 

 

Could someone do a Zeman in England? It would be nice to think so. But new training methods can prove a tad controversial in the Premier League.

 

There are too many “one-dimensional footballers” (as Zeman calls them, referring to players who focus only on their strengths and ignore their weaknesses) in England for his football of movement, speed and execution to succeed easily.

 

Yet, for a chairman with courage, patience and vision – if indeed such paragons are to be found in the modern game – his brand of football could be worth the risk.

 

Unlike the best in Yeats’ classic poem, Zeman does not lack conviction. He is convinced his ideas are simply ahead of his time.

 

Now 63, he is living, if unemployed, proof that managing an unfashionable team successfully doesn’t have to be a matter of just keeping it tight at the back, getting stuck in and taking your chances.

 

That mantra may play well in the more conservative sectors of English football but the lingering popularity of the Monsieur Rosbif school probably explains why none of the 32 teams in this season’s UEFA Champions League had an English coach and why the only English manager to impress in Europe this season – Roy Hodgson – had to go abroad to make his name.

 

 

[Tosh]

Sign him up

 

He can buy third division players for peanuts and we can finish other than top!

[Gerry]

There are too many “one-dimensional footballers” (as Zeman calls them, referring to players who focus only on their strengths and ignore their weaknesses) in England for his football of movement, speed and execution to succeed easily.

 

Kaizer and Riise will be fuming at that comment.

[Jarg Armani]

I don't understand why so few English managers go abroad to leard their trade. Mclaren is to be admired.

[goose island]

I don't understand why so few English managers go abroad to leard their trade. Mclaren is to be admired.

 

 

yesh, it'sh commendable what Shteve ish doing.

[smithdown]

Broken Bloody Britain I call it

[Maldini]

I don't understand why so few English managers go abroad to leard their trade. Mclaren is to be admired.

 

David Platt did it too but he's a moron

[Nerik]

I don't understand why so few English managers go abroad to leard their trade. Mclaren is to be admired.

 

Most are s**** to be honest and there is more to gain from giving a young Dutch, Spanish or Italian coach a chance than a young English one.

[Billy Dane]

Sam Allardicio reckons Blackburn would be in the top 4 if the league was just based on home from. and they wonder what is wrong with English managers.......

[Jarg Armani]

Most are s**** to be honest and there is more to gain from giving a young Dutch, Spanish or Italian coach a chance than a young English one.

 

yes i suppose that's the obvious answer.

[Leo No.8]

David Platt did it too but he's a moron

 

Platt looks like he's had about 20 gallons of collagen pumped into his shiny head, what player could take him seriously?

Edited March 25, 2010 by Leo No.8

[Maldini]

Sam Allardicio reckons Blackburn would be in the top 4 if the league was just based on home from. and they wonder what is wrong with English managers.......

 

Saw that on Sky earlier, then they showed the Home fixtures table and they'd be 7th

 

Platt looks like he's had about 20 gallons of collagen pumped into his shiny head, what player could take him seriously?

 

He looks like Humpty Dumpty

[drdooom]

Saw that on Sky earlier, then they showed the Home fixtures table and they'd be 7th

 

They should ask him where Blackburn would be if the league was based on away form then.

[John am Rhein]

Strange how the 'you score 5, we'll score 4' philosophy never catches on for long

[Nerik]

If the table was based on British managers only then Fat Sam's Blackburn would still be 7th.

[Hassony]

crap captions

 

 

[Raj]

Sam Allardicio reckons Blackburn would be in the top 4 if the league was just based on home from. and they wonder what is wrong with English managers.......

 

That was ace. He said that there home record was Top 4 material, with 9 wins, 5 draws and 2 losses. To be fair it's not a bad record. However, they have the 3rd worst away record in the league with 1 win, 3 draws and 11 losses. Only Hull and Burnley have a worse record. Surprised he didn't mention that.

[_00_deathscar]

Most are s**** to be honest and there is more to gain from giving a young Dutch, Spanish or Italian coach a chance than a young English one.

 

That, and money.

[Nerik]

Anyone ever seen the clip of Craig Johnston on Sky News the day after England lost at Wembley to Croatia. He basically had a whole rant about the youth training system in the country and why there are no good English players coming through. It does point to part of a structural problem in that how the coaching is not up to scratch. Whilst not all, a good percentage of managers would come up through youth systems as coaches at that level, so that is indeed worrying for the English game.

[John am Rhein]

Could someone do a Zeman in England?

 

already been done

[Damian_de]

already been done

Who are you thinking of there? Graham Taylor?

[fyds]

I don't know why it should be so - without writing a long novella - but the fact that so many English managers are so thick they have barely mastered joined -up writing is also a drawback.

[John am Rhein]

Who are you thinking of there? Graham Taylor?

 

him and Dave Bassett

[DanielS]

I don't know why it should be so - without writing a long novella - but the fact that so many English managers are so thick they have barely mastered joined -up writing is also a drawback.

 

Doesn't help that the only people with less insight into football than journalists in england are the fans.