Pray for me

[Sir_Bob_Paisley]

I have to go to Old Toilet for a work thing tmw.

 

I've been getting stick from the people that work there for ages and was hoping that we won last Sunday.

 

I have an LFC tie, which I shall be wearing, a LFC top, which shall be under shirt (white so it shows through) and have arranged for a mate of mine to ring me whilst there cos I have YNWA as my ringtone.

 

I've told them that I will kick Whisky Nose around the room if I see him.

 

Wish me luck....

[Hassony]

ok, good luck

[Arazel]

All a bit childish, if im honest.

[The Hitman]

A bit small-time,in my opinion,Sir Bob.

Bit like a mate of mine,who consistently always tries to be "funny".

 

Just take a sh*t when you're there,and make sure you leave massive skiddies.

Edited March 25, 2010 by The Hitman

[Maldini]

leave no fingerprints

[smithdown]

Plant drugs, rig up a bomb...whatever you do, don't wear a Liverpool shirt under your work shirt

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

WWA@AD?

[impware]

Last time I was there on a work thing I was able to wander out to the edge of the pitch, just by the corner flag, and managed to let loose a massive yocker onto the pitch. Nothing a visiting player doesn't do 20 times during a game but somehow it felt very satisfying, childish or not.

 

But if you can tamper with the Old Trafford sign like the scouse electricians did a few years back, now that's really worth doing

[Tobes Rafa]

Plawhatever you do, don't wear a Liverpool shirt under your work shirt

 

this

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Block the bogs, take a dump on the floor, wipe excrement on the walls...

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Oh My Bob, because you are so good,

I am very sorry that I have sinned against you,

and by the help of your grace, I will try not to sin again.

Amen.

[goose island]

But if you can tamper with the Old Trafford sign like the scouse electricians did a few years back, now that's really worth doing

 

 

what was this?

[matty]

Smear faecal matter on to the handles of any trophies they may have lying around.

[Cobs]

throw a sickie - go to the pub

[TheLa]

+

+

 

Go on...

[D.Boon]

Sneak into their plant room and turn all the thermostats on the boilers up by a couple of degrees then sit back and wait till the gas bills come in.

[Boca]

Sir Bob ready for his big day out

 

[impware]

what was this?

 

The big MANCHESTER UNITED sign across the top of the stadium had most of the letters blacked out, except for the 4th letter of Manchester, and the 3 of the first 4 from United. It's didn't last long but someone sent me a photo they snapped with the lads posing outside wearing LFC shirts giving it the big thumbs up

[Hassony]

The big MANCHESTER UNITED sign across the top of the stadium had most of the letters blacked out, except for the 4th letter of Manchester, and the 3 of the first 4 from United. It's didn't last long but someone sent me a photo they snapped with the lads posing outside wearing LFC shirts giving it the big thumbs up

 

u sure it wasnt photoshopped

[muleskinner]

The big MANCHESTER UNITED sign across the top of the stadium had most of the letters blacked out, except for the 4th letter of Manchester, and the 3 of the first 4 from United. It's didn't last long but someone sent me a photo they snapped with the lads posing outside wearing LFC shirts giving it the big thumbs up

 

CUNI ?

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

[Bigal]

Do what Sutty saw last year at old trafford, take a dump on the toilet, behind the tank, like a dog's tail apparently, Sutty still gips at the memory of this..............