Kuyt's Form

[Bootser]

Liverpool's big-game Kuyt out to hammer Manchester United's Premier League title tilt EXCLUSIVE By Chris Wheeler

Last updated at 12:59 AM on 20th March 2010

 

Dirk Kuyt is used to a little pain. After all, he pays a big Dutchman to come over from Holland twice a year and hit him very hard with a mallet.

 

Kuyt flies 'Jan-Jan the hammer man' over to England to pummel his beleaguered body 'to find out which bones and joints are out of place because of all the kicks I get during the season'. Dirk Kuyt is desperate to derail Manchester United's bid for a fourth successive Premier League title However, nothing the orthomanual therapist can inflict on him could surely be as painful as having to watch bitter rivals Manchester United win a 19th League title that will take them one ahead of Liverpool in the all-time honours list. Liverpool have been here before. They won 4-1 at Old Trafford last season, but United still won the Barclays Premier League crown.

 

To help his body cope with the rigours of English football, Kuyt flies over a team of alternative medical experts from his homeland. As well as the hammer man, he employs a faith healer and a haptonomy specialist, who helps with his psychological wellbeing. 'You have to be the boss over your own body,' added Kuyt, who hates missing games so much that he once made 179 consecutive appearances in Holland. 'My motto is that everybody who works on my body has to be a professional and I have to trust each one.'

[Redkop]

Kuyt's Form Could this be the reason?

 

IMO I very much doubt it.

[John am Rhein]

Kuyt's great against quality opposition but against inferior players he just can't do it....er...

[Leroy]

Just wish he would fly someone over to teach him how to control & pass a ball, been very

dissapointing this season. Looks knackered and needs to be dropped for a few games.

[Arazel]

He has a very catchy motto.

[Earl Hafler]

Just wish he would fly someone over to teach him how to control & pass a ball, been very

dissapointing this season. Looks knackered and needs to be dropped for a few games.

 

Rafa's had the players available to rest Kuyt.

[CaptainXabi]

As long as he's not giving any more interviews, I'm OK with any medicine men, etc he wants to fly over.

[stonty]

We should pay a hypnotist to tell him he's Johan Cruyff

[Bootser]

We should pay a hypnotist to tell him he's Johan Cruyff

 

Hehehehe