Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Duncan Disorderly]

After a few pints, Seamus crashes through a set of doors and says "Can I have a fish supper, please?"

The woman behind the counter says "I'm sorry, this is a library"

and Seamus say...

[whispers] Can I have a fish supper, please?[whispers]

 

Big Ian walks into his church one Sunday afternoon and finds Sean the cleaner, a Catholic, on his knees in the aisle.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOOD GOD ARE YOU DOING THERE MAN?" he roared.

"Scrubbing the floor, Mr Paisley" says Sean.

"THAT'S ALRIGHT", says Paisley, "BUT GOD HELP YOU IF I CATCH YOU PRAYING!"

[Cheesecake]

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Edited March 17, 2010 by DPD1973

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