A piece of your mind

[barnesology]

Mostly in the kind of accusing, annoyed tone you'd use with your girl/boyfriend, wife or kids!

 

My top 10 would defo be:

 

1. Rafa : Sweet Jesus will you play a 4-4-2, drop SG into the top of a diamond, Mach at it's base and spend most of the money we have on a partner for Fernando.

ps. PLAY PACHECO in the meantime!

 

2. Fernando : For the love of god stop all the sniping. If you concentrated on your game for the 10% of the time you're having a dialogue with the ref/ opposing players you'd score

more goals. Like the 33 you bagged in your 1st season when you, through language issues, were a virtual mute.

 

3. Pepe : I love you bud, keep it up

 

4. Stevie : You look a bit lost bud , bit heavy in the legs. Have a team meeting and suggest the squad go away to Dubai for 3-4 days. Go to a local bar

(with a really good dukebox) and relax. Then come back and be the player we all know and love.

 

5. Aquilani : Don't give up fella

 

6. Mascha : Don't go bud, it will be better next season, honest.

 

7. Babel : Just run as much as Dirk for god's sake

 

8. Carra : Ohh Jamie, I'm glad you've got the summer off mate, you'll come back next season raring to go and would play for peanuts, bless you m8.

 

9. Lucas : How's about you have a sit down for a while eh lad.

 

10. The Americans : please, please sell our club to someone flithy rich and remember the 25% share holding for the fans as an apology on your way out.

 

What would your spleen have to say????

 

 

[Stevie H]

jay spearing - tooting glue behind a skip in aldi car park and then keying cars on the way home is not the way to a long and successful career.

[barnesology]

jay spearing - tooting glue behind a skip in aldi car park and then keying cars on the way home is not the way to a long and successful career.

 

LOL, If he had any sense he'd form a crew with Amoo, the greek & Martin Skrtel and start flogging meth!

[Bailo]

LOL, If he had any sense he'd form a crew with Amoo, the greek & Martin Skrtel and start flogging meth!

I'd defo watch that HBO series.

[Hobbsie]

'Fernando - is that the soap down there?'

[matty]

Dalla Valle - In ten year's you could be where Aquilani is now, son. Keep your nose clean.

[barnesology]

I'd defo watch that HBO series.

 

Who'd play the 'cop on the edge' trying to take them down?

 

Dirk would not rest until they were behind bars,

 

sadly that's the best I've got.

[Falconhoof]

You've got to hold and give ...But do it at the right time ...You can be slow or fast ...But you must get to the line...They'll always hit you and hurt you ...Catch me if you can ...And what you're looking at ...Is the master plan

[WillG]

To Kyriagos: you see those two arl American fellas laughing in the stand... I've heard they just had a doube-header with your missus!"

 

*cue bloodbath*

[Duncan Disorderly]

Right, you 'orrible shower of prima donna millionaires! You see all those people in the stands, the ones who pay yer fu*kin wages, each and every one of them would sweat blood for the cause if they had the chance to pull on that jersey you're wearing. You are playing out their dreams every time you cross that line on to the pitch, but you're giving them nightmares these days. Your slump of the shoulders or lack of commitment causes their hearts to implode, so if you don't sort yer feckin heads out sharpish and give all those fans the dreams they deserve, then I'll drag you down to my office right now and shove yer contract up yer ar$e!

 

How does that sound?

[oakie bob]

This is Liverpool Football Club, it exists to win Trophies, if you don't want to be part of that there is the door and close it on your way out, the rest of you who stay we expect 100% effort

[Nebraska Red]

Rafa.

1. if they send up 7 players for their corner, we don't need 11 men back.

2. you wonder why your best striker is always hurt. he's getting the s*** kicked out of him because you don't give him any help.

 

Gerrard.

who pays your humungous salary? last I heard it was Liverpool, not f***ing England. get yer head out of yer ass and start playing like we know you can.

 

Mascherano.

please knock some sense into the other 9 outfield players.

 

Babel.

Grow a f***ing pair you big wuss.

 

Lucas, Insua, Kuyt.

Try to pass the ball to a Liverpool player every now and then.