Chuck Norris crossed with Steven Segal

[Rory Fitzgerald]

My Please tell me this is a joke

 

Fletcher said: 'I love challenging myself against all the best players and a lot of them play in the Premiership.

'I watch how good they are, but when we play them I think to myself: 'Right, I'm going to see how good you really are.

'Fabregas, Lampard and Gerrard, I'm going to get against you and see how you like it. And when you've not got the ball I'm still going to get about you and see how you like it."

'I'm going to ask you: "Do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact that I am going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes? As soon as you get the ball I am going to be in your face. You are not going to like it one bit.

 

"And when we have the ball I am going to run you into the corner and you're going to follow me. Are you ready for that? Because that's what's going to happen."

'I love the challenge of playing against the best players in theworld. Lampard is the one who stands out in the Premiership. Hismovement is outstanding for such a big lad.

 

[Walrus]

How Scholesy has never been nominated for European or World Player of the Year is beyond me.

 

 

Anyway the lad seems to be a bit "handicapped" so I don't want to laugh at him too much.

[Swipe]

Ha! What a d****ead!!

[Rich Gobey]

I don't want to sound contrary, but Scholes has been on of the top midfielders in the world during his time, bit past it now but he was brilliant for a bit.

[stressederic]

What a penis

[goodrobotusses]

Fletcher said: 'I love challenging myself against all the best players and a lot of them play in the Premiership.

'I watch how good they are, but when we play them I think to myself: 'Right, I'm going to see how good you really are.

'Fabregas, Lampard and Gerrard, I'm going to get against you and see how you like it. And when you've not got the ball I'm still going to get about you and see how you like it."

'I'm going to ask you: "Do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact that I am going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes? As soon as you get the ball I am going to be in your face. You are not going to like it one bit.

 

"And when we have the ball I am going to run you into the corner and you're going to follow me. Are you ready for that? Because that's what's going to happen."

'I love the challenge of playing against the best players in theworld. Lampard is the one who stands out in the Premiership. Hismovement is outstanding for such a big lad.

 

Oh Darren, it's such a turn-on when you talk dirty like that.

[John am Rhein]

'I watch how good they are, but when we play them I think to myself: 'Right, I'm going to see how good you really are.

'Fabregas, Lampard and Gerrard, I'm going to get against you and see how you like it. And when you've not got the ball I'm still going to get about you and see how you like it."

'I'm going to ask you: "Do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact that I am going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes? As soon as you get the ball I am going to be in your face. You are not going to like it one bit.

 

Sign him up!

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

What a penis

 

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