Frankie Boyle

Ibby · December 30, 2009

Got this as a crimbo pressie - not quite finished it yet but I found it so funny that I thought it deserved a thread of its own!

Some of Frankies observations in life:

Frankie on religion:

"I was horrified last year when some people said the floods were God's judgements on homosexuals. That's an outrageously offensive thing to say, especially when everyone knows that God's actual judgement was AIDS."

Frankie on celebrity:

"It's easy to lose your sense of perspective in show business. I totally understand why people end up doing things they really shouldn't. Apart from anything else, people keep offering them money. Nadya Suleman, the mother who gave birth to octuplets earlier this year, was offered £700,000 to appear in a porn film. Fair enough - she's had more people inside her than most porn stars. Whoever the male star is, I hope he has GPS or he might not find his way out again. You can't describe it as throwing a sausage up an alley; it'll be more like flicking a grain of rice into outer space."

charlie clown · December 30, 2009