Breathalysed this morning

[charlie clown]

c**** set up a random check point in the middle of Warrington and I was flagged in for a check -

 

'Do you have your driving licence sir?'.

'No'

'You do know it's an offence to drive without your licence don't you sir'

'Yes'

'Well seeing as you have committed an offence we shall have to breathalyse you'

 

Given that I had been on the lash from about 7 til 1 last night on a mix of bitter, red wine and gin andwhen I was pulled over it was only 10 in the morning I was seeing my career, my life and the contents of my bank account disappearing before me. I was absolutely bricking it.

 

Blew into the machine 'Anything above 35 on this reading sir and you will have failed'. The machine registered 0. That's a beautiful, festive ZERO.

 

It must have been faulty. There is no way I could have had no trace at all.

 

The only explanation I can give is that I had a big feck off breakfast of smoked haddock, poached eggs and toast.

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