Some good news amidst the gloom

[honourablegeorge]

We can't afford to bring back Heskey

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle6965614.ece

[sutty]

Is there any player who polarises the opinions of managers v fans more than emile?

[Walrus]

Crouch?

Kuyt?

Lucas?

 

Voronin

Edited December 23, 2009 by Walrus

[Redkop]

What a relief.... phew

[Andy @ Allerton]

If Rafa was going for Heskey, I don't think it'd be too long before Kev and Ant were back on pleading everyone to give Rafa a bit more time

[honourablegeorge]

If Rafa was going for Heskey, I don't think it'd be too long before Kev and Ant were back on pleading everyone to give Rafa a bit more time

 

 

If he does sign Heskey, I'll be screaming for him to be sacked.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Funniest thing about that piece;

 

"Liverpool’s hopes of re-signing Emile Heskey appeared dead in the water yesterday as Fernando Torres confirmed the worst fears of fans by admitting that his club do not have the money to bring in quality reinforcements."

 

 

We apparantly weren't going for quality reinforcements. We were going for duff bargain basement no-hopers like Emile Heskey.

 

 

He's awful.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

If Rafa was going for Heskey, I don't think it'd be too long before Kev and Ant were back on pleading everyone to give Rafa a bit more time

 

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Funniest thing about that piece;

 

"Liverpool’s hopes of re-signing Emile Heskey appeared dead in the water yesterday as Fernando Torres confirmed the worst fears of fans by admitting that his club do not have the money to bring in quality reinforcements."

We apparantly weren't going for quality reinforcements. We were going for duff bargain basement no-hopers like Emile Heskey.

He's awful.

 

No, the strangest thing about it is that they are taking comments from Fernando Torres as confirmation that Liverpool have no money.

 

A) The deaf and blind 3-legged dog in the street knows that, and

B) We may have another Kyriakos-like fund of £1.5mln that may be enough to tempt O'Neill

Edited December 23, 2009 by Rory Fitzgerald

[Andy @ Allerton]

No, the strangest thing about it is that they are taking comments from Fernando Torres as confirmation that Liverpool have no money.

 

A) The deaf and blind 3-legged dog in the street knows that, and

B) We may have another Kyriakos-like fund of £1.5mln that may be enough to tempt O'Neill

 

 

I'd rather have Voronin than Heskey. At least Voronin can keep on his feet for most of the game. I long since tired of a huge bloke who looks like a bouncer giving wounded puppy dog eyes to the referee as he hits the deck and rolls around like a mistreated waif every game.

[Walrus]

I'd rather have Voronin than Heskey. At least Voronin can keep on his feet for most of the game. I long since tired of a huge bloke who looks like a bouncer giving wounded puppy dog eyes to the referee as he hits the deck and rolls around like a mistreated waif every game.

No f***ing way! Voronin rather than Owen I agree with, but Emile is 100 times the player the Ukrainian is. And 1 million times less annoying.

[Murphman]

No f***ing way! Voronin rather than Owen I agree with, but Emile is 100 times the player the Ukrainian is. And 1 million times less annoying.

 

 

Spot on. Emile would be dead good used sparingly, perfect.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Spot on. Emile would be dead good used sparingly, perfect.

 

I'd rather we bought a traffic cone than that total waster. He's the most annoying player I've ever seen at Anfield. "Someone tackled me and I'm on my a*** because I'm only about 7 foot three and built like a brick s***house, but that player that tackled me is really really really nasty and I'm crying now because he's such a nasty bully and even though he's four foot one, he scares me. He scares me a lot. I'm going to give a little dog kicked look to the referee and see if he can protect me from all these big big bullies. I'm only a little Emile"

[Tones]

No f***ing way! Voronin rather than Owen I agree with, but Emile is 100 times the player the Ukrainian is. And 1 million times less annoying.

 

Dont like Voronin and dont rate him but Heskey isnt 100 times better than anyone.

[Chili Palmer]

Dont like Voronin and dont rate him but Heskey isnt 100 times better than anyone.

 

 

you should see me play...

[Gomez]

If Rafa was going for Heskey, I don't think it'd be too long before Kev and Ant were back on pleading everyone to give Rafa a bit more time

 

I almost want us to sign him, just to see that.

 

Almost.

[Walrus]

Dont like Voronin and dont rate him but Heskey isnt 100 times better than anyone.

Semantics. Should've said 93 times better.

 

I'm 75 times better than Voronin too.

[Murphman]

I'd rather we bought a traffic cone than that total waster. He's the most annoying player I've ever seen at Anfield. "Someone tackled me and I'm on my a*** because I'm only about 7 foot three and built like a brick s***house, but that player that tackled me is really really really nasty and I'm crying now because he's such a nasty bully and even though he's four foot one, he scares me. He scares me a lot. I'm going to give a little dog kicked look to the referee and see if he can protect me from all these big big bullies. I'm only a little Emile"

 

 

He's a big girls blouse alright but be fair Andy, he's experienced, still in the England squad and a much better option at no 9. than slowcoach Kuyt.

 

But most importantly he's bargain basement which is where we shop.

[john_lfc]

I'd have him back

 

England International, better than backup we have

[honourablegeorge]

He's a big girls blouse alright but be fair Andy, he's experienced, still in the England squad and a much better option at no 9. than slowcoach Kuyt.

 

But most importantly he's bargain basement which is where we shop.

 

 

Better than Kuyt? Kuyt, who scores important goals, provides assists, and works his stones off?

 

Kuyt has plenty of limitations, but to suggest that a lazy, fraudulent, no-bottle, sitter missing, surrender-merchant like f***ing Heskey is a better option than Kuyt is f***ing ridiculous.

[_00_deathscar]

Better than Kuyt? Kuyt, who scores important goals, provides assists, and works his stones off?

 

Kuyt has plenty of limitations, but to suggest that a lazy, fraudulent, no-bottle, sitter missing, surrender-merchant like f***ing Heskey is a better option than Kuyt is f***ing ridiculous.

 

I think he meant a better striker. It's a close call.

[Tones]

I think he meant a better striker. It's a close call.

 

Id have Kuyt before id have 2 Heskeys.

[Frosty Jack]

I'd have him back

 

England International, better than backup we have

 

Yeah I'd love us to sign Heskey, if only just to ruin his World Cup selection chances.

[5InIstanbul]

Buying Villa's cast offs?

 

Didnt we win the European Cup a few years back?

 

F**k me!

[richwilks]

I'd rather us go for Carew but I guess he's not available.