'Lamps'

[Murphman]

Watch this space.

[Ostrich Man]

for how long.

[MFletcher]

Is that it?

[Murphman]

for how long.

 

News breaking in the next day or two. Naughty Lamps.

[dorgie]

for how long.

 

As it's Murphy typing it, be prepared for a long wait. Jan 3rd I'd say.

[dorgie]

News breaking in the next day or two. Naughty Lamps.

 

We talking Tiger Woods 'naughty' ? Or Uncle 'Arry naughty ?

[Sion]

So naughty you have to be a cocktease? It'll probably be false so you might as well say what you've heard

[charlie clown]

It is shocking - Cobs don't love him no mo.

[Gunga Din]

if you got this news from Gravy its either

 

a. lies

b. lies

c. lies

[Murphman]

So naughty you have to be a cocktease? It'll probably be false so you might as well say what you've heard

 

 

Not at all. I heard something tonight, the person who told me let it slip out and was mortified he had, don't give a toss whether you believe me or not really but I'm not on the wind up. But I did promise I'd not repeat it until/'if it breaks.

[Murphman]

if you got this news from Gravy its either

 

a. lies

b. lies

c. lies

 

 

Very harsh that Wayne. But it's not him anyway.

[Murphman]

We talking Tiger Woods 'naughty' ? Or Uncle 'Arry naughty ?

 

 

He's seperated and a free agent with birds. Unlike Tiger.

Edited December 21, 2009 by Murphman

[Bootle Buck]

Was he caught in the park with George Michael?

[DazzlaJ]

Not at all. I heard something tonight, the person who told me let it slip out and was mortified he had, don't give a toss whether you believe me or not really but I'm not on the wind up. But I did promise I'd not repeat it until/'if it breaks.

 

So why post a b****x thread on here?

[Sion]

He's seperated and a free agent with birds. Unlike Tiger.

 

I thought he was with the Irish bird off the one show?

[Zoob]

(A) Drugs

(B) Betting

(C') Ladyboys

(D) kiddie porn

(E) sex with dead animals

(F) All of the above

Edited December 21, 2009 by Zoob

[MFletcher]

What about sex with live animals?

[Nebraska Red]

What about sex with live animals?

 

OMG he's been knocking off Drogba.

[Walrus]

Was he having sex with 'appy 'arry?

[Redkop]

Jeeeez.... blokes and cryptic s*** are worse than women for gossip.

[floyd]

(A) Drugs

(B) Betting

(C') Ladyboys

(D) kiddie porn

(E) sex with dead animals

(F) All of the above

I reckon Paul Merson has certainly done F

 

At a guess, I would say Lampard has been caught paying, for having his wicked way, with Richard Keys.

Edited December 21, 2009 by floyd

[Boca]

You sure it's not John Terry Murph? Stories about him taking money on the side have been doing the rounds.

[Murphman]

So why post a b****x thread on here?

 

 

'cos I know it pisses you off and this pleases me.

[Murphman]

You sure it's not John Terry Murph? Stories about him taking money on the side have been doing the rounds.

 

 

Nah, it's Lampard. Lost his temper with a woman apparently.

[Chili Palmer]

Nah, it's Lampard. Lost his temper with a woman apparently.

 

 

what a bad man!