Nerik Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) Was reading excerpts from Yorkie's bio in one of the rags today. Was in tears trying to picture the scene below: Sunderland were losing 1-0 to then League One side Northampton in a Carling Cup tie in September last year. And in his new autobigraphy, Born To Score, Yorke says: "The manager's darkening mood was made only too clear on an ominous night for his regime. There were the first signs of tension between Keano and the Sunderland supporters. But that was nothing compared to the eruption we witnessed at half-time. We knew we were in for a tongue-lashing. We waited for the fireworks. Keano emerged from the washroom, quietly, calmly. "He asked our kit manager if he can get the tactics board. 'Sure, boss, it's over here.' "The board goes up. And Keano takes a running jump and smashes it over with a kung-fu kick. He screamed at Danny Collins: 'Never come to me and ask for a contract again.' And then the captain, Dean Whitehead, is next. 'Captain? Captain? Some f***in' captain you are,' he rages, slapping Dean about the head in the process, before turning on us all. 'I can't trust any of you!' "No one knew Keano's moods better than me and I sensed his regime was heading for a point of no return." Sunderland scraped through 4-3 on penalties after salavaging a 2-2 draw. Edited September 27, 2009 by Nerik
Mr. Biscan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Nerik said: Was reading excerpts from Yorkie's bio in one of the rags today. Was in tears trying to picture the scene below:Sunderland were losing 1-0 to then League One side Northampton in a Carling Cup tie in September last year. And in his new autobigraphy, Born To Score, Yorke says: "The manager's darkening mood was made only too clear on an ominous night for his regime. There were the first signs of tension between Keano and the Sunderland supporters. But that was nothing compared to the eruption we witnessed at half-time. We knew we were in for a tongue-lashing. We waited for the fireworks. Keano emerged from the washroom, quietly, calmly. "He asked our kit manager if he can get the tactics board. 'Sure, boss, it's over here.' "The board goes up. And Keano takes a running jump and smashes it over with a kung-fu kick. He screamed at Danny Collins: 'Never come to me and ask for a contract again.' And then the captain, Dean Whitehead, is next. 'Captain? Captain? Some f***in' captain you are,' he rages, slapping Dean about the head in the process, before turning on us all. 'I can't trust any of you!'"No one knew Keano's moods better than me and I sensed his regime was heading for a point of no return." Sunderland scraped through 4-3 on penalties after salavaging a 2-2 draw. Haha what the f***?
dorgie Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Has there been a bigger failure as a manager over the last 2 years or so ? Makes Bryan Robson look good, he does.
Walrus Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Quote The board goes up. And Keano takes a running jump and smashes it over with a kung-fu kick.
Nerik Posted September 27, 2009 Author Posted September 27, 2009 They'd probably walk into the dressing room and Keane would be stuck to the ceiling like a Ninja and then he'd drop down onto the worst player of the 1st half.
anny road Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 name drop .....clang lol my other pro footballer mate, Dave Wright is currently out of favour with him, and will be finding another club He f***ing hates him Apparantly you cant speak to him...about anything He just tells you to f*** off and leave him alone his man management is zero Most of the Ipswich players despise him
Nerik Posted September 27, 2009 Author Posted September 27, 2009 Yorke also said that when Keane left Sunderland he sent him a text thanking him and wishing him all the best. 10mins later Keane replied with a courteous "Go f*** yourself!"
stressederic Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 anny road said: name drop .....clang lol my other pro footballer mate, Dave Wright is currently out of favour with him, and will be finding another club He f***ing hates him Apparantly you cant speak to him...about anything He just tells you to f*** off and leave him alone his man management is zero Most of the Ipswich players despise him You wouldn't think it to look at Ipswich's performances and results this season...
Sion Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 stressederic said: You wouldn't think it to look at Ipswich's performances and results this season...OOOH i see what you did there. It's funny because their performances and results would suggest it and you said they wouldn't
New York Red Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 When I read that I thought about this performance.
John am Rhein Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 You could make one of those 'Untergang' YouTube overdubs. With a Cork accent!
kop205 Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 anny road said: Apparantly you cant speak to him...about anything He just tells you to f*** off and leave him alone his man management is zero My kind of management! The fella is clearly unhinged.
aka Dus Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Sion said: OOOH i see what you did there. It's funny because their performances and results would suggest it and you said they wouldn't They've been s***, which is the funny bit IMO.
AntM Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 anny road said: name drop .....clang lol my other pro footballer mate, Dave Wright is currently out of favour with him, and will be finding another club He f***ing hates him Apparantly you cant speak to him...about anything He just tells you to f*** off and leave him alone his man management is zero Most of the Ipswich players despise him A mate of mine (non-footballer, no clang) goes to the same church as Keane and apparently Keane's a very nice man who mimics putting on lipstick to keep my mate's kids entertained during the sermons. I suspect he needs to switch personas - mimic the lipstick in the dressing room at Portman Road and kung fu the hymn board...
Duncan Disorderly Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 What I'd like to know is, who in their right mind actually reads that paper?
Swipe Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 I doubt Keane will ever succeed as a manager. He clearly can't deal with having to make do with players who'll never, ever be as good as he was. And Yorke is vile. Saw the advert for his piece in that sunday rag. Getting his moneys worth from all the publicity of his equally hideous mother of his child. That he refuses to acknowledge. Charmer.
Nerik Posted September 28, 2009 Author Posted September 28, 2009 Read an interview with him in which he says that he is never allowed near his son and that Jordan and Andre would put him in a bad light with their comments about him. All 3 are dumbwits so it is hard to believe any version of events.
ManxRed Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 To be fair to Andre, he's emerged from this looking quite good in comparison, keeping his head down and looking after the kids. good for him. The other two are absolute tawdry c***s of the highest calibre.
Duncan Disorderly Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Yorke can only be described in the highly apt words of Westley in The Princess Bride, he is a "miserable, vomitous mass".
Coyler Posted September 28, 2009 Posted September 28, 2009 Nerik said: "He asked our kit manager if he can get the tactics board. 'Sure, boss, it's over here.' "The board goes up. And Keano takes a running jump and smashes it over with a kung-fu kick." That's a brilliant image. Berserker management.
Rimbeux Posted September 29, 2009 Posted September 29, 2009 ManxRed said: To be fair to Andre, he's emerged from this looking quite good in comparison, keeping his head down and looking after the kids. good for him. The other two are absolute tawdry c***s of the highest calibre. He's just a simple c***, the others are as you describe
Andy @ Allerton Posted September 29, 2009 Posted September 29, 2009 Keane is a total cockmonkey. I am fairly sure that pretty much all the world is aware of this fact. The fact he's a Manc just makes it funnier. Of course you'd be scared of him if you were a woman or 15 year old kid.
matty Posted September 29, 2009 Posted September 29, 2009 Once a c*nt, always a c*nt. And a failure. I'm liking it.
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