Jump to content
I will no longer be developing resources for Invision Community Suite ×
By fans, for fans. By fans, for fans. By fans, for fans.

Vogwatch

sutty

By sutty
in Liverpool FC

 Share

Recommended Posts

sutty

sutty

Posted
Posted

Seeing that he looks likely to be here for the duration and he's played a couple of cameos I have decided that this season I will be casting a discerning eye on the player and indeed the man they, and by they I mean Knox Harrington, call the Vog.

 

A catch up...

 

Spurs away. The vog got a 15 minute cameo in the game and was involved in a potential game changing moment when brought down for what was a stick on pen. Not given by chatterbox Dowd. If he wasn't so slow he would have just been through. But he is that slow. Despite being offensively permatan orange looking, made a positive impact in the time on the field. Pointiness rating low, though he was on the same field as pointiness maestro Robbie Keane.

 

Stoke, Home. Came on after the game was won. We scored another goal. Minimum Vog involvement though. Still offensively orange. Pointiness levels low.

 

Villa, Home. The Vog got on with 25 left. Played a key pass to Insua who squared to Torres to score. Did ok again. Still orange, maybe fading - this could be down to the floodlights though. Again, pointiness kept under control. I might be starting to warm to him.

 

Bolton away. Came on at 2-2. Set up a chance that Torres should have scored. Also involved in the most frustrating piece of play ever with Gerrard and Yossi. Did ok though.

 

Please feel free to add to Vogwatch. I am only 1 man.

Knox_Harrington

Knox_Harrington

Posted
Posted
  sutty said:
Bolton away. Came on at 2-2. Set up a chance that Torres should have scored. Also involved in the most frustrating piece of play ever with Gerrard and Yossi. Did ok though.

Pointiness? Looked low again to me.

 

This is brilliant and probably should be on Twitter.

sutty

sutty

Posted
  • Author
Posted
  Knox_Harrington said:
Pointiness? Looked low again to me.

 

This is brilliant and probably should be on Twitter.

 

Definitely within tolerable limits, pointiness wise.

Leo No.8

Leo No.8

Posted
Posted

I'd like to contribute to this regularly, seems like a fine initiative.

 

Can I start by stating the phrase 'looks like he's running through treacle' can be added to everything I say about him, both positive and negative.

sean

sean

Posted
Posted

I sometimes think, on a fleeting glimpse that it's Torres in possession, not him. The realisation dawns, and my heart sinks. Again....

ManxRed

ManxRed

Posted
Posted

I have this funny feeling that the Vog (and I've firmly believed he was utter rubbish until now) will be OK this season. Not brilliant, just OK, and he'll get a fair few goals.

 

Just a feeling, nothing more.

Duncan Disorderly

Duncan Disorderly

Posted
Posted
  ManxRed said:
I have this funny feeling that the Vog (and I've firmly believed he was utter rubbish until now) will be OK this season. Not brilliant, just OK, and he'll get a fair few goals.

 

Just a feeling, nothing more.

I feel a Bad Manners song coming on.

Bailo

Bailo

Posted
Posted
  Ernest Blenkinsop said:
I think he's well suited to Budapest in late November, Debrecen will quake if he lines up against them.

He'll do well to influence the result from 137 miles away.

sutty

sutty

Posted
  • Author
Posted
  Elisha_Scott said:
Light to be shed on the permatan.

 

He had a 2 day cigarettes and alcohol break in Monaco recently.

 

Absolute t***!

 

I saw your name in the thread and thought you were going to tell me I'd jumped the gun.

 

f***.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

Home

Notifications

PMs
×
×
  • Create New...