XI team of body parts and organs!

[allawee]

A friend of mine supports West ham and apprently they are buying 2 central defenders (genuinely), Fanni and Beaver.

 

This sparked a debate if we can fill all 11 positions with body parts or organs:

 

So far we have:

 

1. Seaman

2. Dicks

3. Fanni

4. Beaver

5. Harte (ex Leeds RB I think)

6. Butt

7.?

8.?

9.?

10.?

11. Crouch (poor attempt really which)

 

Any help would be welcomed!

[Cheesecake]

Alan Ball

Erik Bakke

 

Badiel and Skinner used to go on about 2 defenders Baghairi and Arce - not sure of the spellings though!

Dany s***tu might be taking things a bit too far

 

Anyone remember that winger from the early 70s - Christopher Testicle was his name if I recall correctly...

Edited June 14, 2009 by DPD1973

[_00_deathscar]

Mr. Pedant asks which body part or organ of yours is called semen then?

[Stevie H]

toe knee woodcock (3).

[Murphman]

Lippi.

[Rich Gobey]

Quim in goal shurely?

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Byron Noseworthy

[Rory Fitzgerald]

a***-shavin

[Flight]

Michael 'Tongue'.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Titi Camara

 

Didi Hamann

[Rich Gobey]

Robin Van 'furry' Persie

[carrafan]

Kaka. Not exactly a body part though.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Bastian Schweinsteiger, cause you just know thats German for a naughty body part !

[Cam]

  allawee said:

2 central defenders (genuinely), Fanni and Beaver.

Give them numbers 6 and 9.

[carrafan]

Stefan Kuntz up top instead of Crouch.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Sepp Bladdtter

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Cristiano Scrotum-Sack

[Earl Hafler]

A defence of Fanni and Beaver. A midfield of Tongue and Butt.

 

Doesn't bode well for clean sheets.

[Hassony]

Olivier Panis to be the coach driver

[kenny7]

  Rory Fitzgerald said:

Byron Noseworthy

 

Nyrons brother?

 

Sure there was a Birmingham defender called Andy Legg

[kenny7]

Ex Bitter Michael Ball

 

Johan de c**k

 

Jonny Moustache

 

Ars Bandeet

Edited June 14, 2009 by kenny7

[Cam]

  Earl Hafler said:

A defence of Fanni and Beaver. A midfield of Tongue and Butt.

 

Doesn't bode well for clean sheets.