Big Story Breaking at 3pm

[Cunny]

Just got this from the offal's twitter feed

 

Stay tuned to the official LFC website for a big story which we have to hold back from publishing until just after 3pm.

 

http://twitter.com/LFCTV

[McBain]

Probably a sale on socks in the club store

[Mike]

new ceo is the coventry chairman?

new contract for el nino?

joey bartons mother still cuts his hair?

[stressederic]

Probably a sale on socks in the club store

 

I eagerly look forwards to another cutting .tv interview with the socks.

 

"You've been a fan of Liverpool ever since you were a reel of cotton, haven't you?"

 

"You've recently been made into a pair of Liverpool socks. This must be the most important and exciting day of your life. Can you tell us how important and exciting it is?"

 

"Are you looking forwards to standing on the famous Kop?"

 

Magical.

[CarraLegend]

Weve approached Man Utd to buy Howard Webb.

 

Or we are just bringing out a pen with "Liverpool FC" written on it.

 

Id be amazed if it isnt something boring like a kit or some other garbage.

Edited May 4, 2009 by CarraLegend

[Ethan]

The King is back?

[Ethan]

hmmmm there is an LFCNow news bulletin scheduled for 2.45pm on the tv channel aswell - maybe that just because of bank holiday?

[Mike]

sammis going to leverkusen. 2 year deal.

[_00_deathscar]

Man Utd are getting docked 80 points?

[Dan]

What the f*ck is this twitter thing?

[drdooom]

Voronin appointed to the stylist position. £1m spent on hair care products.

[Ethan]

What the f*ck is this twitter thing?

 

 

http://twitter.com/lfctv

[CarraLegend]

 

Gutted

[stressederic]

Oh balls.

 

Does he get a testimonial before he leaves?

Edited May 4, 2009 by stressederic

[Romario]

???

[CarraLegend]

Gutted but happy for him he's gonna go to a decent club and be a regular, thats what he wants so im happy he's got it. One of my favourite ever players and one of the best defenders ive ever seen.

 

I assume he'll start against Spurs, the title will be gone anyway, what an occasion that'll be.

Edited May 4, 2009 by CarraLegend

[_00_deathscar]

f***ing hell...why?

[CarraLegend]

f***ing hell...why?

 

He wants to play football?

[Swipe]

Ah f***.

 

I take it from that pic he's off immediately?

[McBain]

Gutted anyway but extra gutted if there's no last appearance and send off

[CarraLegend]

Ah f***.

 

I take it from that pic he's off immediately?

 

Nah, a free at the end

[Romario]

What the hell? I don't understand this at all. : (

I was hoping he'd stay around and become a coach. I guess this has helped Agger sign.

b******s anyway. I was hoping he'd pick up a league medal either this or next year.

Edited May 4, 2009 by Romario

[_00_deathscar]

He wants to play football?

 

I know..it's just

 

Don't want to see him leave.

 

Been a great player for the club, great icon, role model etc.

 

Best of luck Sami.

[stressederic]

Gutted but happy for him he's gonna go to a decent club and be a regular, thats what he wants so im happy he's got it. One of my favourite ever players and one of the best defenders ive ever seen.

 

I assume he'll start against Spurs, the title will be gone anyway, what an occasion that'll be.

 

Agree with that. Plus with him going abroad we won't have to see him playing for another team in the Premier League, as that would break my heart.

[Falconhoof]

joey bartons mother still cuts his hair?