Spurs

[Andy @ Allerton]

Really can't see the point of this stupid club and it's rubbish manager.

 

They'll wheel down to Old Trafford for a chummy reunion with the Mancs and their bacon-faced manager.

 

I expect it'll be orchestrated like a WWF 'battle'.

 

Spurts will go 3-0 up at half time, then will do their usual swan-dive and end up being beaten 5-3.

 

Can't stand them and they have 0% chance of winning this game. Might as well not even bother playing it.

 

Don't watch it if you don't want to torture yourself seeing Spurs once again throw in the towel.

 

Their ground is a waste of a good car park.

[Spike]

c*** of a manager too

 

Bottlers not battlers

[Sion]

Fans crow for the club to be seen as big, at the same time as acting like we did in Istanbul when they won the CC last year. Small time bottlers

[smithdown]

southern softies

[drdooom]

Robbie Keane never has and never will score against a top 4 team. Playing him equals admitting defeat.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Robbie Keane never has and never will score against a top 4 team. Playing him equals admitting defeat.

 

 

Absolutely. There is more chance of Ferguson giving a graceful and well intentioned interview after a defeat to the BBC remarking on how excellent their investigative journalists are than Robbie Keane scoring against the Mancs.

[ManxRed]

PIN THIS TO THE DRESSING ROOM WALL!!

 

Job Done!

 

Good work Andy!

[Sion]

Guessing game on the minute Keane first moans/flaps his arms/stands with hands on hips looking disgusted

 

i'm going for the 2nd minute

[ManxRed]

Spurs won't get the ball into the Mancs half until the 27th minute.

 

I'll go for the 27th minute.

[Andy @ Allerton]

I've just put an accumulator bet on the Mancs, Chelsea and Arsenal to win.

 

Another bet on the Mancs to win by 2 clear goals.

 

And another accumulator on Villa, Everton, Blackburn and Newcastle to win.

 

 

 

If that doesn't derail the bloody lot of them..

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I've just put an accumulator bet on the Mancs, Chelsea and Arsenal to win.

 

Another bet on the Mancs to win by 2 clear goals.

 

And another accumulator on Villa, Everton, Blackburn and Newcastle to win.

If that doesn't derail the bloody lot of them..

 

of course, each acca just means that one of them has to draw to f*** up your bet.

 

if Arsenal and Villa both draw, you've lost both bets and achieved what?

[John am Rhein]

Spurs is a sh*t club

[R A Softlad]

Is it just me that sees the irony of spurs and bacon face in the same post?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

sad thing is - Spurs will concede early & not even make the Mancs sweat

 

1-0 4th min goal

[Sion]

I've just put an accumulator bet on the Mancs, Chelsea and Arsenal to win.

 

Another bet on the Mancs to win by 2 clear goals.

 

And another accumulator on Villa, Everton, Blackburn and Newcastle to win.

If that doesn't derail the bloody lot of them..

 

wasted that.

should have just put it all on united to win

[Andy @ Allerton]

of course, each acca just means that one of them has to draw to f*** up your bet.

 

if Arsenal and Villa both draw, you've lost both bets and achieved what?

 

 

If Villa draw then I'll be delighted. Because Villa have drawn and O'Neill will have fallen further behind.

 

If Arsenal draw then they'll need to put a better performance in against the Mancs - or they might be in danger of losing out in fourth place (They're not invincible there I don't think?)

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

If Arsenal draw then they'll need to put a better performance in against the Mancs - or they might be in danger of losing out in fourth place (They're not invincible there I don't think?)

 

who's going to catch them? Villa or Everton? both of whom you want to lose/draw.

 

(well, at least you seem - in this thread - to want Everton to lose/draw, but it's hard to know with you.)

[muleskinner]

Robbie Keane never has and never will score against a top 4 team. Playing him equals admitting defeat.

Edited April 24, 2009 by muleskinner

[growler]

they do have an easy run in too. Arsenal more focussed on CL now they have secured 4th place, wigan = steve bruce, man city = hughes and spurs is his bum chum redknob. you can imagine that they, and allardyce all sit down in a sad mans club together.

[Ostrich Man]

Don't watch it if you don't want to torture yourself seeing Spurs once again throw in the towel.

indeed...you can read Andy's kick by kick analysis here instead.

[Swagger]

sad thing is - Spurs will concede early & not even make the Mancs sweat

 

1-0 4th min goal

 

Early goal for the mancs, and another one half way through the second half to make it an easy ending. Perhaps even a thord late on.

 

Easy win for the mancs.

[Andy @ Allerton]

indeed...you can read Andy's kick by kick analysis here instead.

 

Ball goes wide to Ronaldo.. Step over.. step over.. Dive!! He's rolling around. The Spurs player is warned for standing there. Free kick to Rooney. He loses the ball. Spends 20 minutes swearing at the ref. Free kick to Ronaldo!! Dive. He's holding his leg. Spurs player gets sent off. Free kick. More abuse from Rooney. Giggs whining about something. Scholes with a two footed challenge. Ha ha ha. He can't tackle. Bless him. Broke the players leg in 12 places - but ha ha ha. It's just Paul Scholes. Ferdinand drags someone down - last man back. Play on!! Does the same thing. Play on!! Rooney swears a lot. Ronaldo on the floor looking disgusted. Ref gives a yellow card to the opposing player 50 yards away in sympathy. Ferguson red faced and ranting.

 

And so on.

[NWR]

Really can't see the point of this stupid club and it's rubbish manager.

 

They'll wheel down to Old Trafford for a chummy reunion with the Mancs and their bacon-faced manager.

 

I expect it'll be orchestrated like a WWF 'battle'.

 

Spurts will go 3-0 up at half time, then will do their usual swan-dive and end up being beaten 5-3.

 

Can't stand them and they have 0% chance of winning this game. Might as well not even bother playing it.

 

Don't watch it if you don't want to torture yourself seeing Spurs once again throw in the towel.

 

Their ground is a waste of a good car park.

 

 

I think you are wrong Andy. Spurs will beat us today and that will set the rot in. Liverpool will win the league. We know this cause c**** chops has told you that Fergie is scared because you have the bestest team in the league. Not that he ever talks about United cause he is too busy thinking about your team. Muff face likes to stress this point at every interview.

[Andy @ Allerton]

I think you are wrong Andy. Spurs will beat us today and that will set the rot in. Liverpool will win the league. We know this cause c**** chops has told you that Fergie is scared because you have the bestest team in the league. Not that he ever talks about United cause he is too busy thinking about your team. Muff face likes to stress this point at every interview.

 

 

I agree that if it was about two teams just playing football then Spurs might stand a chance. But it isn't.

 

If you scored yet another offside goal or got another dodgy penalty or a dodgy freekick due to a Ronaldo dive - then I'm sure you wouldn't be shocked and amazed.

 

If Rooney launched a 5 minute 'f*** off' tirade at the referee and wasn't even booked then I doubt it would even raise an eyebrow.

 

Do you actually notice these things at all? Do you accept that decisions all season have favoured your side or do you just not notice?

[NWR]

I agree that if it was about two teams just playing football then Spurs might stand a chance. But it isn't.

 

If you scored yet another offside goal or got another dodgy penalty or a dodgy freekick due to a Ronaldo dive - then I'm sure you wouldn't be shocked and amazed.

 

If Rooney launched a 5 minute 'f*** off' tirade at the referee and wasn't even booked then I doubt it would even raise an eyebrow.

 

Do you actually notice these things at all? Do you accept that decisions all season have favoured your side or do you just not notice?

 

Yes I do notice them, but they dont bother me at all because I am the devil.

 

I used to be just like you. If I had had my way, everytime we had got a dodgy decision I wanted the goal to be ruled out and the points given to the other team. That was the fair way. I wanted to see Fergie hounded out of his job. Oh yes Andy I was just like you. Then I woke up and in reality I just wanted to see us win. Even if we did have all these points deducted it would just have meant more Championships for the a*** and others Liverpool would still have been on 18.