Shearer takes over at Newcastle

[BDB]

this is going to go well

[stressederic]

f***ing hell he actually grew a pair.

 

Actually thinking about it if they get relegated he can just blame it on the previous managers (that he succesfully undermined in the press) the great Geordie c***socket.

[Florist Cinema Pond Goal]

Have been waiting for this, have been sick of him sitting smug on the MOTD couch, finally he will be seen for the football mind he is.

[Benzo-13]

Ah, b****x..

 

More delusional dim sh**e on the tv from the North East until Saturday from a spacecake stupid bunch of fans.

[Falconhoof]

He'll find it very difficult to do worse than whats gone before him. In that sense, its perfect timing.

[stressederic]

He'll find it very difficult to do worse than whats gone before him. In that sense, its perfect timing.

 

Yep he's waited years for them to be so deep in the s*** that he can't make things any worse.

[Sion]

owen will sign a new 10 year contract now

[dorgie]

Ah, b****x..

 

More delusional dim sh**e on the tv from the North East until Saturday from a spacecake stupid bunch of fans.

 

indeed...the open top bus tour to parade him through the city is probably being organised at this moment.

[Des]

finally he will be seen for the football mind he is.

 

Oh I do hope so. :lol:

[Snookie]

indeed...the open top bus tour to parade him through the city is probably being organised at this moment.

and he'll get off , walk the bellys of 50 shirtless Geordies, go up the steps of St. James Gate and announces it was an April Fools joke.

Edited March 31, 2009 by Snookie

[kenny7]

Washoping chris houghton would be given the role, ah well guess thats a new shirt for Ashley.

[psl]

Hopefully Chelsea will feel the effect this weekend at St James. Maybe they'll be able to manage a draw before they slip back into being s****.

[smithdown]

If he keeps them up he'll be back on the sofa grinning like a reet bonny lad for years to come.

[CarraLegend]

Wor Al iz ere!!!111!!!!11!

 

They might be massively fired up now but he wont suddenly be able to make Coloccini and other selected clowns defend.

[Mike]

i lke shearer, always have and i hope he does well. he's not exactly took the easy route here, its the club he loves and he's putting his b******s on the block to try and keep them up knowing that they are in dire straights. of course, i want himi to lose very heavily at anfield.

[Zoob]

4 managers in one season. Good work.

[cymrococh]

Have been waiting for this, have been sick of him sitting smug on the MOTD couch, finally he will be seen for the football mind he is.

Yup, if he succeeds I'm going to be totally gutted.

[Nebraska Red]

surely this is an April Fools day joke.

 

not even the dopes that run the barcodes could seriously be considering this guy as a manager.

[Knox_Harrington]

How s*** must Chris Hughton be?

[Stevie H]

they deserve each other. be great if he doesn't win a single match and we relegate them by spanking them at anfield.

[redjersey]

Timed it well hasn't he? Just 8 games left. If he keeps them up he'll still be the Messiah. If they do go down, well, he never had enough time to turn it round did he?

[matty]

surely this is an April Fools day joke.

Has to be. Although it is Newcastle...

[realtarragona]

The story came out last night, though...

[Redwire]

Hospital pass.

[floyd]

Jim White, get your slimy white a55, down to St James, and present their first trophy since Owen signed, to the 20,000 delirious fvckers