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ManxRed

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ManxRed

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Some of these made me smile. Others are a bit groanworthy, but what the hell...

 

"This week, we've got the best top-of-the-table action since 'The Postman Always Rings Twice'."

 

"As the man said at the fender exhibition, it's a bumper show."

 

"...as unsung as Posh Spice's back-catalogue."

 

"What do Clarence Seedorf and Pete Doherty have in common? They both get caught in possession an awful lot."

 

"A Chantelle and Preston of a game, if ever there was one, with all the hype about the match it ends without any scoring."

 

"Would Sven be partial to a role behind the desk? Stop sniggering at the back!" (Whilst talking about Sven-Göran Eriksson taking up a director of football role with Inter)

 

"The biggest title challenge since Danny s***tu tried to write his autobiography."

 

"Chelsea paid a levy for the Shevy but the Shevy went dry" (On the subject of Andriy Shevchenko's lack of goals after being signed by Chelsea)

 

"The Juventus coach arrived at Fiorentina's stadium under a hail of missiles from home fans. Mind you, they are not the only team to arrive at away matches with a smashed coach. Nottingham Forest fans are more than used to it!" c. 1991

 

"It's hard hitting and across two legs. No, it's not Craig Bellamy's golf club, it's the champions league semi-finals."

 

"It's the last weekend of the season, and not since Guti discovered his girlfriend was a fella have players battled so hard against going down."

 

"Back in Sao Paolo in 1994, he arranged with a gang of ruffians to rob a team director on the day he was carrying the player's wages. Caught, he spent two years inside a tough Sao Paolo jail, and if that didn't teach him to keep it tight at the back with Lazio, what will?" (On Cesar Aparecido Rodriguez, Brazilian Left Back)

 

"Newly-promoted Sicilian side Catania aren't a bad football team, in much the same way that the Light Brigade probably weren't a bad group of soldiers"

 

"Liverpool with a score straight out of Posh Spice's diary: 8-nothing."

 

"Like an Egyptian fish, he's living in denial."

 

"Football Weekly, the show that is as badly missed as a backpass to Titus Bramble"

 

Referring to a fulham loss "now - george michael wasn't the only cottager having a bad time over the weekend"

nrkintheuk

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A couple of quality ones I remember from football Italia days

 

'The insults were like the Spice Girls on Concorde - flying thick & fast'

 

'Michael reiziger - One Dutch cap that won't stop you from scoring'

 

He does seem to have a bit of a spice girls obsession?

Tones

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Great, very Naked Gun isn't he?

 

Like a midget at a urinal... i was going to have to stay on my toes...

 

:lol: Naked Gun / Police Squad were absolute genius.

ManxRed

ManxRed

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Favourite Police Squad line:

 

Endowed lady with low cut top raises hands in the air as Drebin and the other bloke burst into her shop wielding guns: "Hey! Is this some kind of bust?"

 

The response is entirely predictable.

Hassony

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Has the right balance of knows his stuff and humour. I like him, it'd be fun seeing him in Keys role.

 

Something that the crisps salesman really struggle with on MOTD

Ostrich Man

Ostrich Man

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whats the deal with his side kick on the monday show on setanta, how ugly is she!!

not very? I think youre confusing "ugly" with "not stunningly gorgeous"...she looks a pretty enough girl to me.

Bigal

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not very? I think youre confusing "ugly" with "not stunningly gorgeous"...she looks a pretty enough girl to me.

 

I met Hassony at pompey on saturday, and its safe to say, he can have his pick of all the women

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