songs yesterday

[anny road]

"We wish you a merry christmas

We wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

and a Nabil El Zhar"

 

"N'gog, N'gog

N'gog N'gog N'gog

He sticks his c**k

into his sock

N'gog...N'gog N'gog N'gog"

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[Rory Fitzgerald]

Only just saw the Ngog one on TLW and cracked up

[magneto]

What's the tune for the N'gog one?

[anny road]

What's the tune for the N'gog one?

 

Hi Ho

[Swipe]

What's the tune for the N'gog one?

 

Hi-ho?

[David Hodgson]

"We wish you a merry christmas

We wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

and a Nabil El Zhar"

 

"N'gog, N'gog

N'gog N'gog N'gog

He sticks his c**k

into his sock

N'gog...N'gog N'gog N'gog"

 

I like the Nabil one.

 

The Ngog, whilst undeniably funny, is a bit Tottenham-esque, in it's reliance on the more cuddly side of football song racism.

[Swipe]

I don't get the Ngog one - why is he sticking his c**k into a sock??

[Cunny]

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA HEY HEY

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA HEY HEY

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA ...

[Cunny]

I don't get the Ngog one - why is he sticking his c**k into a sock??

 

 

who knows? but ut reminded me of this

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

 

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your c**k.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

[Coyler]

Unless he whipped it out at some stage at the game or there's some Biscanesque footage of him on YouTube, it's a bizarre thing to put in a song for him. I don't think it's cuddly or even very funny, just something you'd expect from a gang of 12-year-olds in the '70s or '80s (which, granted, a lot of the singers presumably once were). Black-man's willy jokes, like?

[anny road]

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA HEY HEY

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA HEY HEY

LUCAS LEIVA LUCAS LEIVA ...

 

 

i liked that

 

i hope i havnt offended anyone by saying that

[David Hodgson]

Unless he whipped it out at some stage at the game or there's some Biscanesque footage of him on YouTube, it's a bizarre thing to put in a song for him. I don't think it's cuddly or even very funny, just something you'd expect from a gang of 12-year-olds in the '70s or '80s (which, granted, a lot of the singers presumably once were). Black-man's willy jokes, like?

 

Yeah, you're right. It's just plain 'ol fashioned racist.

 

Having said that, I've always thought, that as racist stereotyping goes there are worse things to be singled out for.

[David Hodgson]

i liked that

 

i hope i havnt offended anyone by saying that

 

Yes, I'm offended that anyone who purports to appreciate a good footballer could waste their time making up a song for such an inconsequential player.

 

[Billy Dane]

Whilst the Ngog one needs a bit of work, it was good to hear the kop singing different songs for different players. Also thought it was funny when they booed Carragher for not clapping them when they sang his name in the second half.

[R A Softlad]

Wondered what was making the other side of the kop laugh.

[Murphman]

Yeah, you're right. It's just plain 'ol fashioned racist.

 

Having said that, I've always thought, that as racist stereotyping goes there are worse things to be singled out for.

 

 

How can claiming for a group something perceived by most blokes (and women) to be a 'gift' be racist?

Edited December 27, 2008 by Murphman

[johngibo YPC]

Theres a Ngog version of the 'Gary Mac' song that i am rather fond of. He's got a big c*ck in that one as well

[Coyler]

Having said that, I've always thought, that as racist stereotyping goes there are worse things to be singled out for.

Haha, indeed. But I suppose it's like being presumed to be a millionaire or a concert pianist: it's only really of any use when it comes to the actual performance. Makes you feel doubly sorry for the smaller gentlemen of colour.

[Coyler]

Theres a Ngog version of the 'Gary Mac' song that i am rather fond of. He's got a big c*ck in that one as well

Ah well, consistency/precedent softens it then. Now if Babel had a few songs where he had a tinchy one everybody would be happy!

[Earl Hafler]

Wondered what was making the other side of the kop laugh.

 

I thought it was that pin being dropped.

[Frosty Jack]

what tune was the lucas song, or didn't it really exist?

[Herbie von Smalls]

How can claiming for a group something perceived by most blokes (and women) to be a 'gift' be racist?

yeah, them black people are good dancers and fast runners, eh murph?

[johngibo YPC]

I thought it was that pin being dropped.

 

decent atmosphere i thought

or maybe my standards are getting lower

[Murphman]

yeah, them black people are good dancers and fast runners, eh murph?

 

As it goes there is an argument for the latter.