I sayeth, I sayeth, I sayeth

[ManxRed]

The source of much of OM's material has been discovered in a 4th century Greek Jokebook.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7725079.stm

 

Sit back, holdeth your sides, and so preventeth them from splitting, and have a sample:

 

• Someone needled a well-known wit: "I had your wife, without paying a penny". He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?"

 

 

• An Abderite sees a eunuch talking with a woman and asks him if she's his wife. The guy responds that a eunuch is unable to have a wife. "Ah, so she's your daughter? "

 

 

• A misogynist is attending to the burial of his wife, who has just died, when someone asks: "Who is it who rests in peace here?". He answers: "Me, now that I'm rid of her!"

 

Its an improvement on Russell Brand though.

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