Richard Keys is a w@^ker

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Anyone watching it.

 

He was discussing shirt-pulling and Keys is doing the motion of 'pulling/tugging' but he is so lazy he never moved his hands out from between his legs so it looks like he was having a Tommy Tank. And he did it on 3 seperate occassions.

 

Classic

[Guest GrandpaSimpson]

New season. New Richard Keys thread.

[Earl Hafler]

Same old c*** Richard Keys.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

I am looking back at it on Sky+ and its feckin hilarious - the tw@^

[Falconhoof]

Richard Keys on Sky Sports last word.

[Earl Hafler]

  Ernest Blenkinsop said:

Richard Keys on Sky Sports last word.

 

:lol:

[CarraLegend]

It's incredible that he fronts sky's coverage of football, he's a dreadful presenter who knows f*** all about football. I wonder if sky ever tried to get James Richardson.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Thats brilliant

[Earl Hafler]

  CarraLegend said:

It's incredible that he fronts sky's coverage of football, he's a dreadful presenter who knows f*** all about football. I wonder if sky ever tried to get James Richardson.

 

He's a different kind of s*** but every bit as s*** as the American presenter who kept referring to Darren Huckerby as a legend

[Swipe]

  CarraLegend said:

It's incredible that he fronts sky's coverage of football, he's a dreadful presenter who knows f*** all about football. I wonder if sky ever tried to get James Richardson.

 

Think they tried to get Des Lynam back in the day.

 

They really need a revamp. They show plenty of football which is obviously great, but there presentation is terrible.

 

Even Soccer Saturday has been ruined

[Falconhoof]

  Swipe said:

They really need a revamp.

They just need to keep being ignorant and they'll continue to pull in the cash. Why try harder when they are number 1 ?

[Swipe]

  Ernest Blenkinsop said:

They just need to keep being ignorant and they'll continue to pull in the cash. Why try harder when they are number 1 ?

 

Pride, Ernest, pride!!!!

[gkmacca]

Andy Gray is even more risible than ever. He now says things like, 'I'm not a goalkeeping coach, but...' I guess it's an attempt at humility: 'I may be the greatest header of a ball, the greatest striker of a ball, the cleverest forward, the shrewdest assistant to Ron Atkinson...but...I have tae say...I'm only brilliant at goalkeeping'.

[Falconhoof]

  Swipe said:

Pride, Ernest, pride!!!!

 

they don't give a f*** about that. Its just about the money, same with other media businesses owned by Rupert.

[stressederic]

Sky have set the level of their football coverage to cater for an audience who doesn't know a lot about football.

 

The diehard fans will all watch anyway regardless of the standard so why would Sky want to try and isolate any new audience members by being detailed and indepth? It's much simpler for them to just stick to simple cliches that "entry level" watchers can appreciate.

[Swipe]

  Ernest Blenkinsop said:

they don't give a f*** about that. Its just about the money, same with other media businesses owned by Rupert.

 

I wasn't being serious

[Falconhoof]

  Swipe said:

I wasn't being serious

 

And furthermore, their advertising is aimed at the lowest common den.....oh right yeah

[Swipe]

  Ernest Blenkinsop said:

And furthermore, their advertising is aimed at the lowest common den.....oh right yeah

 

[DJS]

  Swipe said:

Think they tried to get Des Lynam back in the day.

 

They really need a revamp. They show plenty of football which is obviously great, but there presentation is terrible.

 

Even Soccer Saturday has been ruined

 

What's different about soccer saturday?

[Dan]

  DJS said:

What's different about soccer saturday?

 

Merson and Le Tissier? Last couple of seasons at least. Terrible.

[Maldini]

  CarraLegend said:

It's incredible that he fronts sky's coverage of football, he's a dreadful presenter who knows f*** all about football. I wonder if sky ever tried to get James Richardson.

 

He was a producer at Sky years ago, before the Premier League started.

[Chili Palmer]

  DS77 said:

Merson and Le Tissier? Last couple of seasons at least. Terrible.

 

 

he's the worst, says something is just terrible then looks at Stelling just so Stelling can praise him 'oh its just because he can't do it as well as you tis...'

 

dicks

[KopSpice]

  Ernest Blenkinsop said:

Richard Keys on Sky Sports last word.

 

Quality! :lol:

[mathewbet1]

Most of the presenters and so called experts are dire on SKY - it's just difficult working out who's the worst of them.

 

Redknapp pisses me off with his constant 'yeah but Richard' ' yeah but Richard' b****x.

 

Only ocasionally do they get decent guest presenters on..

 

 

Keys at last pfa awards....

[jfogarty]

Did anyone else have the misfortune of watching the start of their coverage today? They did a clip of all the important goals scored so far this weekend and then Keys asked Redknapp what he thought. Jamie said it was a good weekend and that Liverpool had a very good win and just as he was about to say more about us Keys butted in and said "Sorry Jamie lets talk about Arsenal as that was our game" !!! f***ing spastick