5 predictions

[RedHarvest]

1. Chelsea will win the league

2. Placcy will be a Real Madrid player by January

3. Spurs will finish in the top 4

4. We'll win no.6 (Vs Internazionale)

5. Fernando Torres will be European footballer of the year

 

 

....lets have them

[RP]

Ferguson will accuse match officials of cheating.

There will be no punishment for him blatantly bringing the game into disrepute.

Chelsea fans will sing Mourinho's name at Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea fans will sing "You don't know what you're doing" to/at Scolari.

The three promoted teams will be relegated from the Premiership.

[Hassony]

Keegan will walk out on Newcastle

The "big four" will finish in the top four positions

Keane will score against spurs

We will have a major decision go against us against united

We will have a major decision go against us against Chelsea

[John am Rhein]

Leeds will win promotion

Liverpool will finish 3rd

Man U will get increasingly indefensible refereeing decisions in their favour

England will dominate their world cup qualifying group

A footballer will commit a racially motivated murder, but many posters and pundits will say he deserves a second chance

[Stevie H]

paul ince will be the first premiership manager out of a job.

arsene wenger will not end the season as arsenal manager.

jon obi mikel will spit at someone. possibly frank lampard.

andrea dossena will be sent off within his first half dozen games.

john terry will be photographed by a paparazzo at a clandestine BNP meeting.

[Benzo-13]

Arsenal will fall out of the top 4 thanks to their frugal transfer policy.

Mancs will continue to influence refs and spoil the game for the rest of us.

Hull will stay up.

West Ham will go down thanks to Curbs running out of ideas in February again!

We'll be off to Rome!

[adeel]

Juventus will sign Alonso in January transfer window.

Manchester City will pip Arsenal for 4th spot.

Liverpool will register first ever league win against Mancs under Rafa.

Liverpool will concede least goals in epl.

Barton's contract will be terminated at the end of the season after his incessant misconducts.

[Murphman]

Juventus will sign Alonso in January transfer window.

Manchester City will pip Arsenal for 4th spot.

Liverpool will register first ever league win against Mancs under Rafa.

Liverpool will concede least goals in epl.Barton's contract will be terminated at the end of the season after his incessant misconducts.

 

 

No.

 

We'll beat the mancs at least once.

The mancs will win no. 18 but we'll be still in it at Easter.

We'll be knocked out of the Euopean Cup in the quarter finals.

Barry, Skirtel and Gerrard will be feckin awesome.

The yanks will go.

[Billy Dane]

Mike Riley will be banned for failing to give a penalty for Utd at OT.

The FA will fail to punish Ferguson for chinning Riley as he walks off the pitch

Everton will finish in the bottom 5

Bolton will be relegated

Andy Gray will label Rafa a lucky lucky manager

[fabfive]

Liverpool win the league

Everton survive the drop the last day of the season

Keane gets 15 goals in all competitions

Torres gets 29 goals in all competitions

We do the double over Man Utd in the League

[_00_deathscar]

Liverpool will win the Premier League.

Liverpool will win the European Cup.

Liverpool Reserves will win the FA Cup.

Liverpool Reserves will win the League Cup.

Nemeth will prove to be a striking sensation.

[billybunter]

1) Chelsea will win the league

2) we will be 2nd

3) Keane will be a sensation

4) So will Barry

5) Ill spend far too much f***ing time on the internet reading about football

[John am Rhein]

john terry will be photographed by a paparazzo at a clandestine BNP meeting.

 

which turns out to be a secret meeting with Lazo officials where he signed a 5 year contract

[ManxRed]

1. Steve Bennett will wave away a load of Chelsea players 'in his face' during an incident in one of their games, No one will be booked.

2. Man Utd will go from being 1-0 down with 8 mins to go against one of the teams that has just been promoted, to 2-1 winners. There will be five minutes of added time (although six will be played).

3. Everton will fail to get to the group stage of the UEFA Cup. It will be Liverpool's fault.

4. A load of travelling fans from an English club in European Competition will get the feck battered out of them by the local police for no good reason. As a result, all English clubs will be warned about their future conduct in Europe. Platini calls for a blanket ban on all English clubs but doesn't get his way.

5. Phil Thompson will physically assault Charlie Nicholas live on air on Sky Soccer Saturday after Nicholas says Torres is a flukey flash in the pan and is not even in the same class as Emmanual Adebayor.

[Hightown Phil]

Spurs to finish top 4?

 

They won't even finish in the top 8.

[floyd]

1 - Ferguson will have a heart attack

2 - Rooney will develop Scabies

3 - Ronaldo will be fisted to death

4 - Ferdinand will die on Jon Bonham's cocaine laiden vomit

5 - Neville will pass away, due to being get run over by a pimped 1970's Raleigh Chopper, ridden by Leif Garret

Edited August 2, 2008 by floyd

[MarkD]

1. Sam Allardyce will get himself on Sky to point out why he could a better job than Rafa if he was given the chance at a big club.

 

2. Neil Warnock will get himself on Sky to state how he hopes Liverpool/Rafa never win anything again as we got Sheffield United relegated.

 

3. Sky will produce a balanced documentary on football's greatest managers and call it ' Fergie'.

 

4. Andy Gray will overlook Pepe Reina for the goalkeeping slot in his 'team of the season' despite him conceding the least number of goals. His reasoning is that Reina is incosistent in big games.

 

5. Sky Sports will change it's name to Jamie Redknapp TV to ensure Jamie is on every channel at all times.

[RedHarvest]

Spurs to finish top 4?

 

They won't even finish in the top 8.

That's only one prediction

[yellow jumper]

despite some glorious football arsenal will implode, win nothing and find someone else to blame.

steven gerrard will have the best season of his career.

nemeth will score on his debut in the league cup.

scolari will recieve a touchline ban/fine from the fa.

giovanni dos santos will date danielle lloyd.

[pt101]

Keane and Torres to form a magnificent striking partnership.

Gerrard has his best season ever.

The mancs are top of the league from Boxing Day until the last day of the season - convinced they are on for no.18 - until we pip them to the post on the last day and win it by a point. 19-17.

Inter Milan win the Champions League - no English dominance this year. Only one PL team in the semis and that's us.

Ginsoak is imprisoned for getting drunk on the touchline and bottling Mark Hughes in the tunnel after Citeh win yet another manc derby.

[Murphman]

Keane and Torres to form a magnificent striking partnership.

Gerrard has his best season ever.

The mancs are top of the league from Boxing Day until the last day of the season - convinced they are on for no.18 - until we pip them to the post on the last day and win it by a point. 19-17.

Inter Milan win the Champions League - no English dominance this year. Only one PL team in the semis and that's us.

Ginsoak is imprisoned for getting drunk on the touchline and bottling Mark Hughes in the tunnel after Citeh win yet another manc derby.

 

 

I like this one.

[Cheesecake]

"Buggered If I Know" - headline in a redtop relating to some footballers reputedly gay sex encounters

"O'Neill Down And Beg" - headline detailing Martin O'Neills precarious position of Villa manager when they are in the bottom 3 at Christmas

"Ar$e Holes" - as Arsenal throw away a lead against one of the promoted teams and end up losing...

"Double Champions 12 Months Ago...Relegated Today" - long overdue football story.

"Rafa's World Benit-us" - LFC world view as we claim every available trophy

 

Wake me up in mid May!

[cymrococh]

Fabio Aurelio will get divorced

A tragedy will befall Ryan Babel

bobwright will post about Robbie Keane's connection to Irish traveller communities

Swansea will be promoted again

Roberto Martinez will start being linked with us