John Arne Riise is s***ting himself...

[Toe]

The news comes as a major blow for Benitez, who is already without Daniel Agger, Andriy Voronin, Alvaro Arbeloa, Fabio Aurelio and the suspended Xabi Alonso.

 

Can you spot the link?

[sean]

No, but then I'm Irish.

[Flasher]

Frodo?

 

Hot mums?

 

Name beginning with A?

[sean]

Bad haircuts?

[dorgie]

first name or surname beginning with "A" ? (but in the case of Riise it's his middle name)

[McBain]

Thought i was gonna see a photoshop mock up of a little JAR falling out the a*** of the bigger one

[sean]

Ginger pubes? FFS tell us!