Stevie wins at the Guardian Fiver awards

[Guest spk]

LINK: http://football.guardian.co.uk/Fiver/0,,2230375,00.html

 

THE JOHN DARWIN AWARD

 

$tevie Mbe, for going missing in any Premier League match in which Liverpool came up against any other team from the Big Four, or any England game against Croatia.

 

[psl]

Not wishing to seem like I've no sense of humour but Stevie played really well at home to Chelsea and scored at home to Arsenal in the league this season...

Edited December 20, 2007 by psl

[sutty]

How is that funny?

[Mike]

stevie g who scored against arsenal this year?

[McBain]

"I couldn't have won it without the help of so many of my teammates"

[cymrococh]

"I couldn't haveof won it without the help of so many of my teammates"

[matty]

If only Stevie had played like the rest of the England team against Croatia...

[johngibo YPC]

'hilarious'

[Guest RedLegend]

Not only is it not funny it doesn't even make any sense. He scored against Arsenal and played very well against Chelsea and certainly didn't play badly against United.

[sutty]

He did let everybody down by not being outstanding in a few of those games.

[CarraLegend]

LINK: http://football.guardian.co.uk/Fiver/0,,2230375,00.html

 

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS f***ING BRILLIANT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Rich Gobey]

I laughed.

[Spike]

LINK: http://football.guardian.co.uk/Fiver/0,,2230375,00.html

 

lol, I think you'll need another name change given the reaction to this

[josemisuncle]

Not wishing to seem like I've no sense of humour but Stevie played really well at home to Chelsea and scored at home to Arsenal in the league this season...

'tis the exception rather than the rule though.

[CarraLegend]

'tis the exception rather than the rule though.

 

He's scored goals and set up loads against Arsenal, he's scored and set up goals against Utd. He's done it in the CL against top oppo. Anyone who expects him to be able to dominate top quality opposition or score in every game he plays against them is a f***ing moron.

[sutty]

He's scored goals and set up loads against Arsenal, he's scored and set up goals against Utd. He's done it in the CL against top oppo. Anyone who expects him to be able to dominate top quality opposition or score in every game he plays against them is a f***ing moron.

 

Ant.

[redjersey]

I laughed.

Me too.

 

There's some po-faced feckers on here though.

[_00_deathscar]

Ant.

 

...is a f***ing moron.

[Maldini]

It's a pretty poor list overall

[johngibo YPC]

'tis the exception rather than the rule though.

 

I'm sure he sits at home looking at the man of match trophy from the Cahmpions league final, and the man of the match trophy from the FA cup final, and wonders when he will start performing in big games

[Knox_Harrington]

He's scored against Arsenal and was bloody brilliant against them in a 4-1 drubbing this calendar year. He was good against Chelsea twice in the league and looked the part at home against them in the European Cup.

 

Weird.

[The Hitman]

Very odd choice.

And what does Lampard do against the other Big Four?

Ronaldo?

[sutty]

I'm sure he sits at home looking at the man of match trophy from the Cahmpions league final, and the man of the match trophy from the FA cup final, and wonders when he will start performing in big games

 

Some of our fans are utter knobheads, they really are

[Bigal]

aaaaah yes, he looks back at the fact he has scored in every domestic cup final he has played and thinks..........when will I start performing in the big games?

Edited December 21, 2007 by Bigal

[johngibo YPC]

Some of our fans are utter knobheads, they really are

 

Are they the ones who tell people their tickets have been robbed when they haven't?