Christmas Cliches on Sky Sports Game

[Guest Ant]

Sky Sports are always the ones to put a cringe-worthy pun or cliche during their pre-match, match and post-match programmes.

 

So why don't we make a game of it, for every cliche they mentioned that you put down previously you get 10 points.

 

Put down some puns/cliches and lets see who gets the most.

 

-Richard Keys: This will be a winter warmer (Something to that effect)

 

-Commentator: "x" Provides Festive Cheer for Liverpool

 

-Commentator: Rafa Benitez isn't on SAF's christmas card list.

 

Your turn...

[honourablegeorge]

"TORRES STUFFS THE MANCS AS FERGIE'S GOOSE IS COOKED"

 

 

 

 

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, RONALDO'S GOT A SPIRAL FRACTURE OF BOTH TIBIAS"

[Stevie H]

odds-on favourite "it's a christmas cracker here on sky sports".

[Coyler]

(Shot of the Kop) Well, they're full of festive cheer. And no wonder! The men in the red suits have delivered. We'll be back with an interview with the man with the beard after this.

[John am Rhein]

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, RONALDO'S GOT A SPIRAL FRACTURE OF BOTH TIBIAS"

 

Catchy tune, that

[John am Rhein]

"I think Wes Brown was showing a bit more Christmas generosity than Sir Alex would have liked with that back pass..."

[Spike]

I hope Mrs Benitez rotates her turkey in the oven as often as Rafa rotates his team - cue some reference about overcooking things, Keys asking Redknapp if Rafa overcooks things and Redknapp turning to the guest panelist and seeing what they say before commiting himself

 

I wonder if Rafa will be sharing a glass of mulled wine with SAF

 

Will Santa be the only one arriving with the sack in December (Ref Gillet and Hicks going the game)

[Puskas]

before the match: 'will christmas come early for Rafa/Fergie?'

someone scores or penalty is awarded: 'early christmas present for Rafa/Fergie'

after the match: 'christmas has come early for Rafa/Fergie'

[ManxRed]

Yule not want to miss this, coming up after the break...

 

Looking at the scoring records of both clubs this season we're in for a christmas stocking full of goals today.

 

PICTURE OF RAFA AND SAF: So who'll be celebrating Christmas, and who'll be left with the turkey?

 

Endless Andy Gray comments during the tactics talk about Christmas Tree formations.

[Swipe]

"Torres beats the yuletide trap and gets a shot in".

 

"Jeff stelling is with Sir Alex Ferguson - lets hope the old t*** doesn't Schloer his words"

 

"Manchester United. What a bunch of c****. Ho-ho-ho."

[matty]

"Welcome to Anfield, and there's Rudolph with his bright red nose, giving out festive cheer. Erm, sorry, actually it's Ferguson, whose veins are exploding due to his chronic alcoholism, the piss-stained incontinent old c*nt."

[Hassony]

"in good Christmas tradition, we welcome rudolph the reindeer in the studio" as the camera moves to peter schmeichel

 

 

f*** off Matty

Edited December 5, 2007 by Hassony

[Falconhoof]

Liverpool's defence has been tighter than Scrooge.

 

3 wise men, Gerrard, Torres and Benayoun bringing gifts for the birth of Rafa's new title assault.

 

Ho ho hope Sir Alex finally gets the liver cirrhosis he deserves this Hogmannay.

[matty]

"in good Christmas tradition, we welcome rudolph the reindeer in the studio" as the camera moves to peter schmeichel

f*** off Matty

 

I guess that's why they call me the King of the Forum.

[ManxRed]

3 wise men, Gerrard, Torres and Benayoun bringing gifts for the birth of Rafa's new title assault.

 

Blasphemy? Yossi doesn't even believe in the baby Jebus shirley?

 

I see the religious offending has begun early on YNWA...

 

 

 

Behead Graham!

[Falconhoof]

I'd have thought the three wise men were all Jewish weren't they ? Or did they travel from the orient ?

 

Ok, substitute Yossi for a teddy bear.

[MarkD]

Welcome to Anfield for the first part of Super, Grand Slam Sunday. Defeat for either side today could hamper their title push.

[ManxRed]

Leyton Orient?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry.

[John am Rhein]

after the match: 'christmas has come early for Rafa/Fergie'

 

'christmas has come early for Rafa'

[Guest Snorky]

Before the game.

 

"I suppose you could say they will be lining up in a Christmas tree formation considering the time of the year"

 

During the game.

 

"Well it looks like the ref is going to give Rooney a card and I don't think it's a Christmas one Andy"

 

After the game.

 

"Sir Alex, will Van der Sar be in goal for the next game after all those early presents he gave Liverpool today?"

Edited December 5, 2007 by Snorky

[Clay Davis]

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, RONALDO'S GOT A SPIRAL FRACTURE OF BOTH TIBIAS"

:lol:

[Hassony]

During the game.

 

"Well it looks like the ref is going to give Rooney a card and I don't think it's a Christmas one Andy"

 

 

and after he is sent off for stamping on torres because of Jealousy "he won't be getting any gift this year from Santa as he is on the naughty list now"

[LondonRed]

"TORRES STUFFS THE MANCS AS FERGIE'S GOOSE IS COOKED"

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, RONALDO'S GOT A SPIRAL FRACTURE OF BOTH TIBIAS"

 

 

hows about...

 

'jingle bells, jingle bells, ronaldos a f***ing gay, all what fun as he loves to ride nevilles ass all day HEY!'

[stressederic]

"Somehow I doubt the Kop will direct much festive cheer towards Manchester United."

 

"Gary Neville probably shouldn't expect a Christmas card from these fans."

 

"It is the season of giving, but that decision was perhaps a bit to generous."

[mathewbet1]

'Ferdinand got well and truley Goosed by torres'

 

 

Ronaldo dives 'pantomine season has come early'