Mr Harrry Harry Kewell!

[Keita]

I think it's time the Kewell Nearing Return Thread is locked. Because in case you hadn't noticed. HARRY KEWELL HAS RETURNED. And those spending time on the Importance of Sissoko need to give it a rest. Because he's not. HARRY KEWELL IS!

 

So all you blerts and teds moaning about his wages and bald headed types who were jealous of his haircuts get your heads around this: Harry Kewell was crucial in keeping Liverpool in Europe tonight. Harry was crucial getting down the line and whippin' one in against the Greeks to get us to Istanbul. Harry Kewell ran Chelsea ragged to get us to Cardiff. And it's not just cups or glory chasin'. When Mellor scored that belter against Arsenal it was Kewell who threw himself at three Arsenal players. When Benitez says do this or do that or hold it here or hold there because Peg Leg, Wandering Warnock, Absent Aurelio, or Trippy Traore couldn't be trusted, he followed the instructions (however much it led criticism of his own game) When he is wasn't fully fit, he played for the team, and not his own reputation.

 

We are competing against teams with skill and flair players like Ronaldo and Messi. And we have just as good. Kewell is in their league. He's vintage. He was doing when they still having wet dreams. And he can still do it.