Herbie Goes To Oz

[Duncan Disorderly]

Well, Herr von Smalls is off down under,

Our joie de vivre is all asunder.

Off he goes with his lovely wife,

Antipodes-bound for a brand new life.

 

In the middle of nowhere is where he'll be,

Pissing 4X up a tree.

Careful of the snakes and the spiders too,

When you squat down to have a pooh.

 

Camels, wallabies, kangaroos,

Are what you'll see without the booze.

When we next Google Earth "Ayer's Rock",

You'll be looking up, waving yer co ck.

 

Christmas in the Summer will feel a bit weird,

But never forget where you were reared.

So, bon voyage and have a safe flight,

And don't come back, ye great big shyte!

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