quaresma

[Stevie H]

someone please maim this effete c*** within five minutes of the kick-off on wednesday night. a proper tackle, one that slices his knee open and removes his patella. yes that means you mascherano, show some committment lad.

[IgPig]

"slip him a crippler"

 

As my under 14's coach used to say.

[Lee W]

"slip him a crippler"

 

As my under 14's coach used to say.

 

Was he a prison warden ?

[Tones]

I agree. Take out all the anger and frustration of these last few days out on this c***!

[Maldini]

Break his hair

[crisps]

That means he wont be able to make his first appearance for us until April

[sutty]

Just put Kaizer in the paddock and slip a viagra and some spanish fly into his pre match bovril.

 

Kaizer will rape him to death in the 1st 10 minutes

[Zoob]

Break his hair

 

[Stevie H]

Just put Kaizer in the paddock and slip a viagra and some spanish fly into his pre match bovril.

 

Kaizer will rape him to death in the 1st 10 minutes

blue wkd. the ponce.

[Guest jai]

That means he wont be able to make his first appearance for us until April

True, but it might make him cheaper in the January sales

[StevieC]

someone please maim this effete c*** within five minutes of the kick-off on wednesday night. a proper tackle, one that slices his knee open and removes his patella. yes that means you mascherano, show some committment lad.

 

 

Kaizer- if this f*cker dives just once this week, you should voluntarily commit YNWA seppuku.

[Guest Kaizer]

 

Kaizer- if this f*cker dives just once this week, you should voluntarily commit YNWA seppuku.

 

Like I`ve said before, Quaresma does not dive, he gets fouled.

 

We will win this match, I`m pretty confident about that, but I also think that a draw will be enough to see us through, we will have to beat Marseile in the last game either way.

Edited November 26, 2007 by Kaizer

[StevieC]

Like I`ve said before, Quaresma does not dive, he gets fouled.

 

 

I admire your conviction, now let's put it to the test.

 

If he dives or throws himself to the ground following someone breathing on him just once during the game, you go into self imposed exile from YNWA until 2008.

 

It's forum lore in the making...

[Guest Kaizer]

Haha I will not let someone others action decide what to do in times like these.

 

But Quaresma is not a diver, in the sense that he does not go down without contact like some of the pussies you see playing in this league, but I`m not saying he stays on his feet at all costs either, far from it, but why should he, why should anyone for that matter?

[Hobbsie]

he does not go down without contact like some of the pussies you see playing

 

[StevieC]

But Quaresma is not a diver, in the sense that he does not go down without contact like some of the pussies you see playing in this league, but I`m not saying he stays on his feet at all costs either, far from it, but why should he, why should anyone for that matter?

 

 

Errrrm, because it's simulation and in breach of the rules of the game?

 

And he does f*cking dive. The corn rowed c*nt.

[matty]

Like I`ve said before, Quaresma does not dive, he gets fouled.

 

I'm going to get these words put in a paperweight.

 

Then I'm going to throw that paperweight very hard at Kaizer's fat face.

[pipnasty]

But Quaresma is not a diver, in the sense that he does not go down without contact

 

 

 

Eye contact?

[surf]

Let's give Kaizer a fair chance here, one dive does not make him a consistent diver.

 

Three dives however and Kaizer doesn't show himself till 2008.

[Guest Kaizer]

Let's give Kaizer a fair chance here, one dive does not make him a consistent diver.

 

Three dives however and Kaizer doesn't show himself till 2008.

 

Well there needs to be no contact for me to describe it as a dive, and I think you will struggle to see Quaresma do this, just because players cant keep up with his footwork and have to foul him does not make him a diver.

 

One part of me wants him to have a superb game with us winning in the end so Rafa might buy him, the other parts wants us to keep him all quiet, I think the last one will be safest.

 

I have not seen much of him this season though because they play on the same day as us, so I`m not sure how he has done apart from the stats of 5 goals in 15 matches in the League and Champions league this season.

[StevieC]

Well there needs to be no contact for me to describe it as a dive, and I think you will struggle to see Quaresma do this, just because players cant keep up with his footwork and have to foul him does not make him a diver.

 

One part of me wants him to have a superb game with us winning in the end so Rafa might buy him, the other parts wants us to keep him all quiet, I think the last one will be safest.

 

I have not seen much of him this season though because they play on the same day as us, so I`m not sure how he has done apart from the stats of 5 goals in 15 matches in the League and Champions league this season.

 

 

So, statistically speaking, any contact of any description means that Quaresma hitting the deck and rolling over four times does not actually constitue a dive?

 

What is it then? A triple-salko? A reverse pike?

 

You see, in a contact sport, he's going to get touched- being touched does not equal a foul and certainly doesn't mean this pansy arsed ponce should get a FK.

[Guest Kaizer]

To be honest it really does not matter that much to me if he dives or not but I dont see him as a diver, you on the other hand seem to use a lot of your spare time to think about this.

[StevieC]

To be honest it really does not matter that much to me if he dives or not but I dont see him as a diver, you on the other hand seem to use a lot of your spare time to think about this.

 

 

It irritates me intensely that he gets away with it (both with refs and from opponents) and more so when clueless half-wits defend his actions.

[Swipe]

I'm going to get these words put in a paperweight.

 

Then I'm going to throw that paperweight very hard at Kaizer's fat face.

 

[Spiblish]

I agree with Kaiser - he doesn't dive at all!!!

 

Neither does Drogba, "Fainting" Joe Cole or Pires. Klinsmann never took a dive or rolled around either.

 

I am sure everyone can see this makes sense and once again Kaiser is spot on!!!!