Imagine you woke up tomorrow morning...

[Knox_Harrington]

...and Lampard was dead. Imagine how much better you'd feel, not just in a way which makes you feel immediately, viscerally better, but in a way which just made the whole karmic situation feel a great deal warmer.

 

Imagine waking up one month later, when the tributes from David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Gordon Taylor had long since ceased, when Sky's black bar across the bottom of 405 had gone, imagine that knowledge of well, the c*** isn't here any more. He's gone, gone. Just imagine it. That'd be a halycon day, wouldn't it? Warmth would cross the nation. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

[Sion]

Don't tempt me with unlikely happenings, that's the work of the devil.

 

I'd actually prefer Rob Styles to die a painful death as well I think.

[Earl Hafler]

...and Lampard was dead. Imagine how much better you'd feel, not just in a way which makes you feel immediately, viscerally better, but in a way which just made the whole karmic situation feel a great deal warmer.

 

Imagine waking up one month later, when the tributes from David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Gordon Taylor had long since ceased, when Sky's black bar across the bottom of 405 had gone, imagine that knowledge of well, the c*** isn't here any more. He's gone, gone. Just imagine it. That'd be a halycon day, wouldn't it? Warmth would cross the nation. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

 

To sleep, perchance to dream

 

How about Lampard and Styles in a double suicide ?

[Nebraska Red]

you need some help. or some more beer.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Lampard's celebtaion today made me determined to get fit so that I can outlive the c***

[RedNik]

Wow this forums lost it ... understandably so too.

[Knox_Harrington]

Lampard's celebtaion today made me determined to get fit so that I can outlive the c***

That celebration was remarkable. I didn't think, with the advent of FRANKOVISION I could hate him any more. But he worked out a way.

[Swipe]

Another dominating game for the fat one.

 

i f***ing loathe him

[John am Rhein]

Happy for Lampard to die, provided there's lots of agonized suffering in the process

[Maldini]

I hate him more than stressederic hates Diouf

[Earl Hafler]

I'll raise you a John Terry. I despise that kneesock wearing t**t.

[Swipe]

I'll raise you a John Terry. I despise that kneesock wearing t**t.

 

They're both f***ing loathsome.

 

Pair of horrible, arrogant, filthy c***s.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Happy for Lampard to die, provided there's lots of agonized suffering in the process

 

a hideous disease, with much hand-wringing by the Press and pundits, followed by a miraculous recovery and a big comeback in an important game, only for the c*** to have a heart attack and die on the pitch

[Knox_Harrington]

a hideous disease

He's already going bald.

[Swipe]

a hideous disease, with much hand-wringing by the Press and pundits, followed by a miraculous recovery and a big comeback in an important game, only for the c*** to have a heart attack and die on the pitch

 

I'm a simple man. I don't want any exotic disease.

 

I just want someone to vreak his leg on the pitch. I want someone to completely cripple him with a hideous challenge.

 

at the 90th minute, on the day SG plays his last match for us before retiring, and with the title already sewn up, I want Stevie to whisper "c***" in fat franks ear, before ripping his leg in two with a two-footed "tackle".

 

c***

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I'm a simple man. I don't want any exotic disease.

 

I just want someone to vreak his leg on the pitch. I want someone to completely cripple him with a hideous challenge.

 

at the 90th minute, on the day SG plays his last match for us before retiring, and with the title already sewn up, I want Stevie to whisper "c***" in fat franks ear, before ripping his leg in two with a two-footed "tackle".

 

c***

 

then there'll be years of punditry

 

no, he has to die

[Knox_Harrington]

then there'll be years of punditry

Christ almighty. Imagine the numbers of dropped consonants.

[Guest Anders Honoré]

that goal celebration took him to another level of t***tery.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Christ almighty. Imagine the numbers of dropped consonants.

 

wigh', it wa a gway gay, boh sies tryin ta wi tha ma

[New York Red]

Happy for Lampard to die, provided there's lots of agonized suffering in the process

 

Blowtorch? Pliers? Acid?

[Swipe]

then there'll be years of punditry

 

no, he has to die

 

 

You're right.

 

Die, fat boy, die.

 

Seriously though - has there ever been a more overrated player?

 

I thought Beckham was overhyped, but he's Maradona compared to "Lamps"

[Smith]

...and Lampard was dead. Imagine how much better you'd feel, not just in a way which makes you feel immediately, viscerally better, but in a way which just made the whole karmic situation feel a great deal warmer.

 

The phenomena that is Lampard is clearly the punishment for all of our collective sins.

[kacangpool]

To sleep, perchance to dream

 

How about Lampard and Styles in a double suicide ?

 

can we add terry to that? each penetrating the other ...

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

each penetrating the other ...

 

filth.

[Earl Hafler]

filth.

 

Not even prison slang, was it ? Just pure filth.