Negatives from yesterdays match

[fred]

Since we usually have the opposite when we lose:

 

- Reina: learn to catch the _ing ball! Rafa get on the phone to Charlton and swap loan deals pronto, then in the summer get rid. Anyone who watches MOTD regularly will agree with this!

 

- Alonso: either you concentrate out there or make room for someone who will. This was a HOME game, you were supposed to pass to the guys in RED, not yellow.

 

- Gerrard: what happened to your shooting skills? Save those for England, do you? Oh and here's another one: when you have the ball with a clear avenue for a pass to put Crouch through, lumping the ball into row Z of the Anny Road end is not the best option. And before any of youse start on me, I remember that scene quite clearly, it was right at the beginning of the match and I saw it perfectly from the bar when I was ordering my 6th pint.

 

- Crouch: terrible decision making. I know you probably like to see yourself on the highlights with your overhead flicks, but when Gerrard is positioned perfectly for a tap-in, leave it to him! Do you have ANY idea what partnership means?

 

- Rafa: what's the deal with the treatment dished out to Hyypiä and Fowler? With all the long balls Arsenal play, we badly missed Sami's aerial presence, and Fowler scored the fastest EPL hattrick against Arsenal (they said so on Sky, so it must be true)? Any more of this blatant disregard for LFC traditions, and I will get on the phone to George and have you sacked and replaced with Digger&Kenny or even better, a medium who can get in touch with Bill and Bob on the other side.

[Benitez]

nope, they still aren't getting any better

 

April fools aint what it used to be, anyone got any links to good uns in the papers?

[Guest RedIsMyColour]

Lead balloon, springs to mind.

[RafaShanks]

Mascherano: Overated Argie midfielder. Awful passing and terrible positioning. Rafa should have signed Veron.

 

Aurellio: 2nd rate Djimi Traore. Can't cross to save his life.

 

Arbeloa: Josemi Mk II. Ship him back to Deportivo and get Josemi back asap.

[fred]

Oh well, I had fun writing it.

 

April fool's jokes on an internet forum are probably a waste of time anyway: there's no time for the gullible to bite before someone gives it away...

[Gomez]

  fred said:

Oh well, I had fun writing it.

 

April fool's jokes on an internet forum are probably a waste of time anyway: there's no time for the gullible to bite before someone gives it away...

 

April fool jokes for anyone over the age of 8 are a waste of time.

[Guest Snorky]

  fred said:

Oh well, I had fun writing it.

 

April fool's jokes on an internet forum are probably a waste of time anyway: there's no time for the gullible to bite before someone gives it away...

 

I thought it was a good one.

 

  Gomez said:

April fool jokes for anyone over the age of 8 are a waste of time.

 

Bah humbug.

[£440,000]

  Gomez said:

April fool jokes for anyone over the age of 8 are a waste of time.

 

I agree. After the age of eight fun and laughter are a complete waste of time.

[Guest prophet]

On and SACK RAFA!