Caption competition

[Falconhoof]

[Mikael Akerfeldt]

Jabba the Hutt contemplates the fact that the standard of his dancing girls has dropped considerably since Princess Leia escaped......

Edited March 29, 2007 by Riise6

[Lee W]

What would you do David ?

[Guest Anders Honoré]

But steve. Why can't I play when Gerrard can?

Edited March 29, 2007 by Anders Honoré

[ManxRed]

Feck me, there's some losers on this bench.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh! Hang on....

[Leo No.8]

 

Frank Lampard has sexy daydream about team-mate, becomes confused about sexuality.

[Boca]

 

Mmm... now where did I put that Budweiser bottle ?

[Spion kop]

Frank vents his anger about the culprit who mysteriously stole his last pie.

[JonShar]

 

He's the same off the pitch as he is on it - he spends most of the time looking at the big tv to see if he's on camera.

[lfc003]

'how much is a pie gonna be?'

[stressederic]

Scot Parker wonders if the Andorran defenders could give Titus Bramble some tips.

[Bootle Buck]

"Dad the piano's on my foot"

 

You have it son I'll play it

 

(The old monkey ads from PG Tips" for those young barstewards who don't remember

[Guest elvispelvis2000]

 

is that carras brother talking to my mum

 

"Dad do you know the piano's on my foot"

 

You have hum it son I'll play it

 

(The old monkey ads from PG Tips" for those young barstewards who don't remember

 

[Benzo-13]

Young: At Subway they're giving away free Subs with a 6" Chicken Chilli...

 

Lampard: What am I doing here then???

[stressederic]

Lampard: What's that? McDonalds out?

[fyds]

Dad? Dad? I got it wrong again, Dad!

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

He wasn't always an ugly c***.

 

 

[Guest Ant]

Is that a pie in the sky, or are they my England chances?

[Nathan Explosion]

 

"Ooohh, I think I've just done a whoopsie"

[Florist Cinema Pond Goal]

 

Anger in the England camp as Frank Lampard learns he's been replaced by the world's first ever siamese twin footballers.

 

 

Parker and Young look around in amazement as an innocent game of see-saw reveals Frank Lampard to be twice the player they are.