Anfield rules

[The Hitman]

I know we've done this before,but I know somebody who's going to a game alone for the first time,and doesn't really understand some things I've been saying.The game is the PSV game.

 

1.Do not start clapping at the end of the first verse of YNWA.

 

I guess this should've been entitled "FAO Kev"

Edited March 27, 2007 by Pretty Boy

[cymrococh]

2. Say you support Reclaim The Kop and you can be as wooly as you like and get away with it.

[IgPig]

Always leave 10 minutes early to beat the traffic.

 

Leave your seat a few times during the game to go to the loo and/or get a hot dog

[MarkD]

Make sure you know all of the words and actions to our three favourite songs/chants: -

 

 

a) who are you?

 

b) you're not singing anymore

 

c) Easy, Easy.

[AE]

Ensure your jesters hat is a large as possible and be sure to slag off the players as loudly as you can.

[matty]

shout 'calm down, calm down' in a silly accent when someone gets over-excited. This will identify you as having a cheeky sense of humour, something the locals appreciate.

[Guest elvispelvis2000]

dont give the kids any money to mind your car, the cheeky young scamps will look after it anyway

[Benitez]

Remember to take your camera, so you can take twelvty hundred shots of Steven Gerrard taking bad corner kicks.

 

And make sure to phone your mates in Essex at least ten times to ask them loudly 'guess where I am'

[Jeff guitar]

Always remember that you paid good money to go to the game so do whatever you effing well like.

 

 

[Cunny]

If we are playing Marine or Barcelona, you are duty bound after 5 minutes of the game starting to stand up and shout, "Come on reds, dese are s****!"

[johngibo YPC]

If we are playing Marine or Barcelona, you are duty bound after 5 minutes of the game starting to stand up and shout, "Come on reds, dese are s****!"

 

love that one

[McBain]

Pick a player you really cant stand before the game and slag him off mercilessly everytime he does something wrong, but be sure to stay dead silent when he displays any sort of skill

[sutty]

Pick a player you really cant stand before the game and slag him off mercilessly everytime he does something wrong, but be sure to stay dead silent when he displays any sort of skill

 

Me and bigal went to see the reds at Wednesday a few years ago, sat in with the home fans.

 

Guy Whittingham was in their team and the 2 blokes in front of us were giving him dogs abuse. Whilst he was warming up. It was genius.

[SkippyjonJones]

If Momo is play then every time he touches the ball stand up and shout "f*** off Cisse you useless c***"

[Cliff M]

Sing "Stand up if you hate Man U" every few minutes...always well received

[SkippyjonJones]

and at half time, after you finish your cup of tea - do not throw the cup away...

[IgPig]

If you can't tell which team is Liverpool, don't be afraid of asking even the most intimidating looking supporter for help.

Edited March 27, 2007 by Post Kuytal Glow

[Bigal]

love that one

 

any midfielder has someone near him, scream "f*** him off momo/stevie/bolo/xabi lad"

[Superjay]

Make sure you stand in front of me about 15mins in to take a pic of your mates with the kop in the background.

 

Make sure you snigger at anyone starting a song.

[fabfive]

Be sure and ask which end is the Kop both outside and inside the ground.

[Cunny]

make sure at half time you stand in the middle of the kop stairs and look surprised and annoyed when everyone is pushing you out of the way to get to the inside of the stand

[Guy_Incognito]

any midfielder has someone near him, scream "f*** him off momo/stevie/bolo/xabi lad"

 

Adding "ya f***ing s***house" if they're not English.

[johngibo YPC]

Adding "ya f***ing s***house" if they're not English.

 

Around me there is always a few shouts of 'f***in break his legs', or 'knock him out lad', even though that is terrible advice really.

 

f***ing snap him, being another pearl of wisdom

Edited March 27, 2007 by johngibo YPC

[matty]

shout RIGHT BACK, RIGHT BACK when our left back has the ball.

 

[You can reverse this advice too]

[cymrococh]

Sing witty songs based on camp eighties classics. The Kop will pick them up in no time.