What not to call a football club...

[fyds]

Deportivo w*nka (Peru)

Club Deportivo Moron (Argentina)

Botswana Meat Commission (Botswana)

Dinamo Bender (Moldova)

Ball Dogs (Grenada)

King Faisal Babes (Ghana)

Mighty Blackpool (Sierra Leone)

Dandy Town Hornets (Bermuda)

Ebusua Dwarfs (Ghana)

 

Edited February 24, 2007 by fyds

[R A Softlad]

Sc***horpe

[_00_deathscar]

Everton.

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

I wasn't going to post this because they're not a proper football club, but deathscar said Everton so I guess it's ok.

 

In our Futsal League a couple of seasons ago there was a team called "Chotus".

 

Chotus is apparently the part of the body between the ball bags and ar$e hole.

Edited February 24, 2007 by AussieRED

[Diarmuid]

Ebusua Dwarfs (Ghana)

I remember, years ago, I read something about a team from Ghana called Mysterious Dwarfs, they must have changed their name. Pity, Mysterious Dwarfs is much better.

Edited February 24, 2007 by MF Red

[DanielS]

Dangerous Darkies were in the top most senior professional football league in South Africa in the mid 90's. Not sure what they are doing these days.

[fyds]

Chotus is apparently the part of the body between the ball bags and ar$e hole.

How many have you got?

 

Another old favourite is in the Southern Asda Trolley-returners league or whatever it's called - 'Surreal Madrid'

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

How many have you got?

 

 

 

I'm big down under.

[reddragon]

Total Netweork Solutions anyone!

Isnt there a team called Inter Cardiff or something?

[RedHarvest]

Chotus is apparently the part of the body between the ball bags and ar$e hole.

I think you'll find that the correct terminology for that area is the "barse"

[New York Red]

Total Netweork Solutions anyone!

Isnt there a team called Inter Cardiff or something?

 

Yep. They also used to be called Inter Cable Tel FC.

 

My mate used to play for Grasshoppers of Cardiff too which I always thought was a dodgy name for a Sunday team. Not too intimidating.

[PhilM]

There's a team in Korea called Lucky Gold Star Cheetahs. Also isn't there Young Boys Berne in Switzerland? Sounds like something Gary Glitter would suffer from.

[Gilps]

It was great when MyPa beat Young Boys of Berne in Europe the other year.

 

Go Ahead Eagles is a very silly name. Sillier yet better are Swaziland's 11 Men In Flight.

[R A Softlad]

Sillier yet better are Swaziland's 11 Men In Flight.

 

No doubt named after placcy Ronaldo...

[Ostrich Man]

comedy gold.

[R A Softlad]

I thank you, but the first run will be on BBC2.

[Extraordinary Swindle]

Also isn't there Young Boys Berne in Switzerland? Sounds like something Gary Glitter would suffer from.

Young Boys play their home games at the W@nkdorf Stadium.

[R A Softlad]

My fantsy team used to be called 'Inter Young Boys' in homage to Michael Jackson.

[mally]

A3 Milan is great

[cymrococh]

AC AlittlesilhouetteoofMilan

[cochyn]

Total Netweork Solutions anyone!

Isnt there a team called Inter Cardiff or something?

 

Locomotive Llanberis are still going, I think.