How about a song?

[Ginu]

"Gillette the best a club can get" would be amusing but tacky... the Hick would get left out as well any ideas?

[andyc]

to the tune of Finnans song

 

"we've got an owner called George Gillette,

When it's steak,he'll order a fillet,

loves the Kop,

and gives us millions,

we've got an owner called George Gillett"