LIVERPOOL v CHELSEA

[ynwa.tv]

Down Memory Lane

 

Meet the Referee

 

Double Agents

[Bailo]

From the Beeb:

 

"Their last home maximum was 1-0 on 6 October 2002, when Michael Owen scored a 90th minute winner."

 

Wasn't it Vladi that scored that last minute goal?

 

EDIT: Reading Down Memory Lane as I should have done before, the answer is indeed yes.

Edited January 19, 2007 by Phorum Dunce

[Rory Fitzgerald]

We won in April 2002 with a last minute Vladi winner. But then at the start of next season we also scored a last minute winner when Heskey got through and had his shot tipped onto the post and Owen tapped in. I remember the priceless shot of Ranieri talking to a sub that he was going to bring on then having his attention dragged back to the action and mouthing "No, nooo, noooooo"

 

Quality - liked that guy

[Bailo]

Now I'm getting very confused - I remember one game that put us back to the top of the Premiership with a late goal, think we went to Middlesborough next game and GH played for a draw with horrendous consequences. That was Owen was it?

[Gilps]

Now I'm getting very confused - I remember one game that put us back to the top of the Premiership with a late goal, think we went to Middlesborough next game and GH played for a draw with horrendous consequences. That was Owen was it?

 

Yes

[Guest Kev]

PMT is growing by the minute

[MarkD]

Does anyone know if Makalele is supended? Booked against Wycombe and that was 5th

[forde]

Does anyone know if Makalele is supended? Booked against Wycombe and that was 5th

Yep Makalele is def supended

[Romario]

So how are people feeling regarding this game? Confident, nervous?

Doesn't seem to be much pre match nerves around this game. This is a really important game for us. We could really start putting the s***s up Chelsea for that second spot with a win.

Imagine a full pre season without having to play CL Qualifiers

[Barnesy_10]

its typical that Robben begins to find some quality form just before playing us... He always has a good game against us.

 

I still think we will win 1-0... and it will be a goal early in 2nd half and plenty of defending for the last half of the 2nd half.

 

as for nerves... I dunno... Perfect scenario would be us to win and a*** to win.... but if we win and the Mancs win then they get their 16th as far as I am concerned...

Edited January 19, 2007 by Barnesy_10

[Gomez]

So how are people feeling regarding this game? Confident, nervous?

Doesn't seem to be much pre match nerves around this game. This is a really important game for us. We could really start putting the s***s up Chelsea for that second spot with a win.

Imagine a full pre season without having to play CL Qualifiers

 

Torn.

Would love to beat the chavs in the league, we so owe them and they are there for the taking (even though that's when we usually feck up.)

However, the gloss would truly be taken off as it would undoubtably mean scum winning the title, regardless or the result against the a***.

 

I have been convincing myself that scum will struggle when they get a few injuries, but these injuries don't seem to be coming, they are going to have a season like arsenal did when they went unbeaten and not get a single non-trivial injury all season.

[nvdm]

PMT is growing by the minute

 

Unplug your keyboard and throw it in the Mersey. We're going to get battered.

[RafaShanks]

So how are people feeling regarding this game? Confident, nervous?

 

Extremely confident. Cech's first game back (in mask), no Terry or Makelele.

 

I think we'll beat them no problems and Rafa to break his league duck against them.

[Guest Kev]

Unplug your keyboard and throw it in the Mersey. We're going to get battered.

 

I am on nights after the match, so no beer for me afterwards

[Andy @ Allerton]

I'm not worried

 

I'm absolutely confident that we'll get slaughtered.

 

5-0 at least - so I'll be happy either way

 

[MarkD]

We'll get mullered - Ballack to find form, Cech to play a blinder, Shevchenko to play 60 minutes before being withdrawn to a standing ovation. Post them the points now to save the humiliation being broadcast.

[honourablegeorge]

Nonsense. It'll be pretty much like this:

 

1 min: We win the toss, by miles. They'll kick off, playing towards the Kop. The ball is rolled back to Lampard. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and breaking both Lampards' ankles with his trailing leg. Lampard booked for diving.

 

2 mins: GOAL - Xabi takes the free kick himself, and scores. Another overpaid, odious t*** of some description is brought on to take Lampard's place.

 

8 mins GOAL - The ball is rolled to Essien. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and killing Essien stone dead with a withering stare. The referee plays advantage, Xabi sprays the ball wide to Pennant, who crosses for Crouch. Crouch heads straight at Cech, killing him instantly.The referee plays advantage, and Bellamy taps in from two yards out.

 

10 mins: Mourinho sent off for being hit by a coin from the stands.

 

16 mins: GOAL - Kuyt scores from 30 yards with a curling drive.

 

25 mins: Sissoko tackles Shevchenko, who begins crying in the centre circle. The Chelsea physios are unable to console him, despite liberal application of the magic lollipop and offers of a yacht, and Shevchenko goes home.

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

44 minutes: Ashely Cole taken off after suffering curious lower-body spasms.

 

Half time, Liverpool 3-0 up, Chelsea down to nine overpaid t***s.

 

45 mins - GOAL - Liverpool kick off, towards the Kop. The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations. Mourinho attempts to join in, and is again removed from the field by police.

 

57 Mins - GOAL - Sissoko opens his Liverpool account, winning the ball from Carvalho on the edge of the 'D' and hitting a low drive into the bottom left hand corner.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

65 mins - GOAL - Steve Finnan scores direct from a cross. And why not, he's a nice lad.

 

80 mins - Liverpool are keeping the ball, easing off the pressure. Carvalho receives second yellow for name calling and bad hair.

 

89 mins - GOAL - Reina comes forward for a late corner. Chelsea clear the corner and Robben breaks away towards the Liverpool goal. Reina pursues, tackles him and jumps repeatedly on his head. The referee issues a stern warning. The free kick goes straight to Agger, who scores from 85 yards with a left foot curler.

 

FULL TIME - A comprehensive victory for Liverpol, against a Chelsea team whose discipline let them down.

Edited January 19, 2007 by honourablegeorge

[Rory Fitzgerald]

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

45 mins: The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

 

 

 

 

[Conrad]

Nonsense. It'll be pretty much like this:

 

1 min: We win the toss, by miles. They'll kick off, playing towards the Kop. The ball is rolled back to Lampard. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and breaking both Lampards' ankles with his trailing leg. Lampard booked for diving.

 

2 mins: GOAL - Xabi takes the free kick himself, and scores. Another overpaid, odious t*** of some description is brought on to take Lampard's place.

 

8 mins GOAL - The ball is rolled to Essien. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and killing Essien stone dead with a withering stare. The referee plays advantage, Xabi sprays the ball wide to Pennant, who crosses for Crouch. Crouch heads straight at Cech, killing him instantly.The referee plays advantage, and Bellamy taps in from two yards out.

 

10 mins: Mourinho sent off for being hit by a coin from the stands.

 

16 mins: GOAL - Kuyt scores from 30 yards with a curling drive.

 

25 mins: Sissoko tackles Shevchenko, who begins crying in the centre circle. The Chelsea physios are unable to console him, despite liberal application of the magic lollipop and offers of a yacht, and Shevchenko goes home.

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

44 minutes: Ashely Cole taken off after suffering curious lower-body spasms.

 

Half time, Liverpool 3-0 up, Chelsea down to nine overpaid t***s.

 

45 mins - GOAL - Liverpool kick off, towards the Kop. The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations. Mourinho attempts to join in, and is again removed from the field by police.

 

57 Mins - GOAL - Sissoko opens his Liverpool account, winning the ball from Carvalho on the edge of the 'D' and hitting a low drive into the bottom left hand corner.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

65 mins - GOAL - Steve Finnan scores direct from a cross. And why not, he's a nice lad.

 

80 mins - Liverpool are keeping the ball, easing off the pressure. Carvalho receives second yellow for name calling and bad hair.

 

89 mins - GOAL - Reina comes forward for a late corner. Chelsea clear the corner and Robben breaks away towards the Liverpool goal. Reina pursues, tackles him and jumps repeatedly on his head. The referee issues a stern warning. The free kick goes straight to Agger, who scores from 85 yards with a left foot curler.

 

FULL TIME - A comprehensive victory for Liverpol, against a Chelsea team whose discipline let them down.

 

 

Fantastic post!

[KD07]

It will be a very tight affair with us having the lion's share of possession and bombing them with shots from every conceivable angle, but the match will end level either at 0-0 or 1-1, not thanks to their dogged efforts at throwing bodies in the way, and of course, a certain Petr Cech. Should we take our eye off the ball for a moment, they will nick it at the very end.

[DJDunk]

Nonsense. It'll be pretty much like this:

 

1 min: We win the toss, by miles. They'll kick off, playing towards the Kop. The ball is rolled back to Lampard. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and breaking both Lampards' ankles with his trailing leg. Lampard booked for diving.

 

2 mins: GOAL - Xabi takes the free kick himself, and scores. Another overpaid, odious t*** of some description is brought on to take Lampard's place.

 

8 mins GOAL - The ball is rolled to Essien. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and killing Essien stone dead with a withering stare. The referee plays advantage, Xabi sprays the ball wide to Pennant, who crosses for Crouch. Crouch heads straight at Cech, killing him instantly.The referee plays advantage, and Bellamy taps in from two yards out.

 

10 mins: Mourinho sent off for being hit by a coin from the stands.

 

16 mins: GOAL - Kuyt scores from 30 yards with a curling drive.

 

25 mins: Sissoko tackles Shevchenko, who begins crying in the centre circle. The Chelsea physios are unable to console him, despite liberal application of the magic lollipop and offers of a yacht, and Shevchenko goes home.

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

44 minutes: Ashely Cole taken off after suffering curious lower-body spasms.

 

Half time, Liverpool 3-0 up, Chelsea down to nine overpaid t***s.

 

45 mins - GOAL - Liverpool kick off, towards the Kop. The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations. Mourinho attempts to join in, and is again removed from the field by police.

 

57 Mins - GOAL - Sissoko opens his Liverpool account, winning the ball from Carvalho on the edge of the 'D' and hitting a low drive into the bottom left hand corner.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

65 mins - GOAL - Steve Finnan scores direct from a cross. And why not, he's a nice lad.

 

80 mins - Liverpool are keeping the ball, easing off the pressure. Carvalho receives second yellow for name calling and bad hair.

 

89 mins - GOAL - Reina comes forward for a late corner. Chelsea clear the corner and Robben breaks away towards the Liverpool goal. Reina pursues, tackles him and jumps repeatedly on his head. The referee issues a stern warning. The free kick goes straight to Agger, who scores from 85 yards with a left foot curler.

 

FULL TIME - A comprehensive victory for Liverpol, against a Chelsea team whose discipline let them down.

 

 

 

Genius.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Nonsense. It'll be pretty much like this:

 

1 min: We win the toss, by miles. They'll kick off, playing towards the Kop. The ball is rolled back to Lampard. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and breaking both Lampards' ankles with his trailing leg. Lampard booked for diving.

 

2 mins: GOAL - Xabi takes the free kick himself, and scores. Another overpaid, odious t*** of some description is brought on to take Lampard's place.

 

8 mins GOAL - The ball is rolled to Essien. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and killing Essien stone dead with a withering stare. The referee plays advantage, Xabi sprays the ball wide to Pennant, who crosses for Crouch. Crouch heads straight at Cech, killing him instantly.The referee plays advantage, and Bellamy taps in from two yards out.

 

10 mins: Mourinho sent off for being hit by a coin from the stands.

 

16 mins: GOAL - Kuyt scores from 30 yards with a curling drive.

 

25 mins: Sissoko tackles Shevchenko, who begins crying in the centre circle. The Chelsea physios are unable to console him, despite liberal application of the magic lollipop and offers of a yacht, and Shevchenko goes home.

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

44 minutes: Ashely Cole taken off after suffering curious lower-body spasms.

 

Half time, Liverpool 3-0 up, Chelsea down to nine overpaid t***s.

 

45 mins - GOAL - Liverpool kick off, towards the Kop. The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations. Mourinho attempts to join in, and is again removed from the field by police.

 

57 Mins - GOAL - Sissoko opens his Liverpool account, winning the ball from Carvalho on the edge of the 'D' and hitting a low drive into the bottom left hand corner.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

65 mins - GOAL - Steve Finnan scores direct from a cross. And why not, he's a nice lad.

 

80 mins - Liverpool are keeping the ball, easing off the pressure. Carvalho receives second yellow for name calling and bad hair.

 

89 mins - GOAL - Reina comes forward for a late corner. Chelsea clear the corner and Robben breaks away towards the Liverpool goal. Reina pursues, tackles him and jumps repeatedly on his head. The referee issues a stern warning. The free kick goes straight to Agger, who scores from 85 yards with a left foot curler.

 

FULL TIME - A comprehensive victory for Liverpol, against a Chelsea team whose discipline let them down.

 

[HK]

Nonsense. It'll be pretty much like this:

 

1 min: We win the toss, by miles. They'll kick off, playing towards the Kop. The ball is rolled back to Lampard. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and breaking both Lampards' ankles with his trailing leg. Lampard booked for diving.

 

2 mins: GOAL - Xabi takes the free kick himself, and scores. Another overpaid, odious t*** of some description is brought on to take Lampard's place.

 

8 mins GOAL - The ball is rolled to Essien. Xabi slides in, easily winning the ball, and killing Essien stone dead with a withering stare. The referee plays advantage, Xabi sprays the ball wide to Pennant, who crosses for Crouch. Crouch heads straight at Cech, killing him instantly.The referee plays advantage, and Bellamy taps in from two yards out.

 

10 mins: Mourinho sent off for being hit by a coin from the stands.

 

16 mins: GOAL - Kuyt scores from 30 yards with a curling drive.

 

25 mins: Sissoko tackles Shevchenko, who begins crying in the centre circle. The Chelsea physios are unable to console him, despite liberal application of the magic lollipop and offers of a yacht, and Shevchenko goes home.

 

32 mins: John Terry's mum seen acting suspiciously in the Kop. TV coverage momentarily censored.

 

44 minutes: Ashely Cole taken off after suffering curious lower-body spasms.

 

Half time, Liverpool 3-0 up, Chelsea down to nine overpaid t***s.

 

45 mins - GOAL - Liverpool kick off, towards the Kop. The ball is chipped to Gerrard, who scores with a looping volley over Hilario. Paolo Ferreira is sacrificed to the gods of football on a large fire in the centre circle as part of the celebrations. Mourinho attempts to join in, and is again removed from the field by police.

 

57 Mins - GOAL - Sissoko opens his Liverpool account, winning the ball from Carvalho on the edge of the 'D' and hitting a low drive into the bottom left hand corner.

 

58 mins - Carvalho removes shirt to reveal "PETER KENYON IS A b*****d" t-shirt, and is booked.

 

65 mins - GOAL - Steve Finnan scores direct from a cross. And why not, he's a nice lad.

 

80 mins - Liverpool are keeping the ball, easing off the pressure. Carvalho receives second yellow for name calling and bad hair.

 

89 mins - GOAL - Reina comes forward for a late corner. Chelsea clear the corner and Robben breaks away towards the Liverpool goal. Reina pursues, tackles him and jumps repeatedly on his head. The referee issues a stern warning. The free kick goes straight to Agger, who scores from 85 yards with a left foot curler.

 

FULL TIME - A comprehensive victory for Liverpol, against a Chelsea team whose discipline let them down.

[Boca]

 

I don't know what you are laughing at. He's after mockering your mockers in a big way.

[hagi_complex]

:lol: @ honourablegeorge

 

That's one of the greatest things I've ever read on here.

 

I think we'll do them tomorrow, despite the early kick off.

 

I'm flying out of Dublin at 6.30am. Anyone know where I can get a drink at 9am?