Defoe

[matty]

Two sublime goals on Saturday.

 

We should have signed him.

[Hassony]

would rather have cisse back

[matty]

That's why we shouldn't listen to you. You make being wrong into an art form.

[Hassony]

I am never wrong

[Coyler]

If we had have signed him, he wouldn't have scored.

[matty]

I am never wrong

 

That sentence is very close to being correct.

 

If we had have signed him, he wouldn't have scored.

 

Yes he would. Loads.

[Hassony]

Yes he would. Loads.

prove it

[matty]

prove it

 

By a simple scientific formula:

 

Chances created x Crouch misses + Bellamy crosses + Kuyt knockdowns

_____________________________________________________________

 

Fowler's weight

 

= Defoe goals.

[Hassony]

By a simple scientific formula:

 

Chances created x Crouch misses + Bellamy crosses + Kuyt knockdowns

_____________________________________________________________

 

Fowler's weight

 

= Defoe goals.

 

 

10*(4+8+10)

____________

110 KG

 

 

= 2 goals all season

 

not a great return

[matty]

[Walrus]

I'm liking this thread

[matty]

Robbie Fowler, yesterday

 

Edited December 28, 2006 by matty

[Guest Portly]

Every so often Defoe has a game when he is s*** hot and scores goals for fun. However, this is the exception rather than the rule. If he was consistently good, he would have spent less time sitting on the bench.

[AE]

10*(4+8+10)

____________

110 KG

= 2 goals all season

 

not a great return

 

 

Erm I make that 2 goals per game.

 

[Kahnee]

Erm I make that 2 goals per game.

 

 

Your calculator is upside down

[matty]

80087355?

[Kahnee]

Shouldn't the 7 be a 1?

[Coyler]

Shouldn't the 7 be a 1?

[Kahnee]

Boobies is funnier

[Coyler]

Boobies is funnier

I never even got that.

 

"Boobies" is slightly funnier, all right. The -i- is off-kilter a tad, though.

 

[Kahnee]

I never even got that.

 

 

[Earl Hafler]

Shouldn't the 7 be a 1?

 

 

Boobies is funnier

Much more entertaining than discussing Defoe.