Everton...

[berdoing]

... have to be the most litigious team in the Premiership.

 

From the supporters, to the manager, to the players through to the club itself, they can't stop bloody well threatening legal action!

 

The fans threaten it when opposing players have the temerity to have a go back.

 

The manager threatens it when a former player has a bit of a go.

 

And the player and club gets upset when another manager questions a bloke who clearly doesn't mind a dive or two!

 

What is wrong with them?!

[Gomez]

Think I heard him say that if Mourinho didn't retract his statement that 'Diving' Johnson dived, there would be riots on the streets of Liverpool.

 

Wouldn't you just love it to go to court though? The chavs would just have to produce one instance of Andy Johnson diving to prove he is a diver and it is not defamatory. It would be the easiest defence ever, three seconds on YouTube.

Edited December 19, 2006 by Gomez

[Bootle Buck]

 

Johnson practising diving with his teamates at Palace

 

 

I'm sure if all else fails they will blame it on Heysel.

 

Edited December 19, 2006 by Bootle Buck

[Guest Scot]

It's such a lot of silliness. Bitters ought to be embarassed.

[Falconhoof]

Andy Johnson falling over against Sheff Utd

[Cobs]

Mourinho has apologised

 

 

the Bottler

[Stevie H]

good that the s**** used the excuse that mourinho's sllur would impact on johnson's value in the transfer market. so they're looking to sell him for a profit at some point. presumably through their new tesco club shop.

[AE]

good that the s**** used the excuse that mourinho's sllur would impact on johnson's value in the transfer market. so they're looking to sell him for a profit at some point. presumably through their new tesco club shop.

 

Aye, tescos direct, TVs Video and **** football players

It really would be a BOGOF offer for most

[Bootle Buck]

Aisle 16

 

Footballers, Frozen Goods and Vegetables.

[Falconhoof]

Aisle 16

 

Footballers, Frozen Goods and Vegetables.

 

 

You'll never find Frozen goods and vegetables in the same aisle.

 

You might find Hibbert with the other vegetables though.

[R A Softlad]

Think I heard him say that if Mourinho didn't retract his statement that 'Diving' Johnson dived, there would be riots on the streets of Liverpool.

 

Wouldn't you just love it to go to court though? The chavs would just have to produce one instance of Andy Johnson diving to prove he is a diver and it is not defamatory. It would be the easiest defence ever, three seconds on YouTube.

 

I thought it was riots on the streets of Llandudno...

[NWR]

Andy Johnson falling over against Sheff Utd

 

I like the next clip available. Who is that again?

[Ronnie Whelan]

I like the next clip available. Who is that again?

 

 

Steve did not dive in that instance.

[CarraLegend]

I like the next clip available. Who is that again?

 

Steven Gerrard being pulled back by Gattusso in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL WHICH WE WON!

 

Hope that clears things up.

[NWR]

Steve did not dive in that instance.

 

 

That is true.

 

Ronaldo does not dive no matter what you lot say.

 

My mate a Chelsea fan swears blind that Drogba never dives, oh and Mike Parry says Johnson under no circumstances ever dives.

 

I see a pattern here.

 

Hope that clears this up.

 

 

BTW watch the two clips again. Johnson is pulled back just as much as Gerrard. Well, they are both touched a tincy bit.

Edited December 20, 2006 by N.W.R.Devil