Man Utd v Benfica

[JohnnyH]

I've just been invited to go to the match with some of the Directors at my job. A major client is bringing us. I can't turn it down so I will have to go. Two of the Directors (including my direct boss) are Utd fans so how do I spit my bile and be totally anti-Utd without screwing up my career. I can't just sit there and applaud as I'd never be able to live with myself. Help badly needed.

[Knox_Harrington]

If two of the directors are genuinely United fans they'll understand why you are a consciensious objector and you shouldn't have to go.

[Serko]

Cheer for benfica.

[Stevie H]

sing munich songs until you get thrown out / beaten up.

[Bigal]

by his directors?

[Leo No.8]

If they aren't total n*bheads then they'll probably appreciate a bit of gentle banter from a Liverpool supporter.

 

They'll have someone to crow to when they go through as well, which they almost certainly will.

[floyd]

When you go into the executive areas, start mouthing off that you got the tickets of Bobby Charlton at only £50 above face value.

[Guest tezza]

I've just been invited to go to the match with some of the Directors at my job. A major client is bringing us. I can't turn it down so I will have to go. Two of the Directors (including my direct boss) are Utd fans so how do I spit my bile and be totally anti-Utd without screwing up my career. I can't just sit there and applaud as I'd never be able to live with myself. Help badly needed.

 

Grow up, it is not that hard to watch games with rival fans you know.

A little bit of humor and normal decent behavior all there is to it really.

Edited November 30, 2006 by tezza

[Cobs]

should be easy enough - just sing about Liverpool for 90 minutes and you'll fit right in.

[JohnnyH]

My boss is fine and we have plenty of banter, but the other lads are 90 minute football fans so if I don't go I'll be considered immature. I just know that when they start their "We won it two times" crap that I'll get all bent out of shape and mouthy.

 

Ah sure, what ever happens happens. Although I like Floyds idea

[sutty]

Anthrax.

[ManxRed]

Keep asking when the prawn sandwiches are going to be served.

[Guest Scot]

Go and sh*t in the urinals

[JohnnyH]

Go and sh*t in the urinals

 

Now you're talking

[Leo No.8]

Go and sh*t in the urinals

 

Even better go and sh*t in the prawn sandwiches...

[Herbie von Smalls]

quit your job. it is ryanair after all, isn't it?

[smithdown]

Spend all night reading The Miracle of Istanbul and working out variations on where we might be going for the next round. Occasionally look up and ask if there has been any score and if they are out yet.

 

Also, keep asking 'whats this song they're singing - Liverpool aren't even playing'.

[JohnnyH]

quit your job. it is ryanair after all, isn't it?

 

No, it annoys Andy too much.

 

Also, keep asking 'whats this song they're singing - Liverpool aren't even playing'.

 

I'm actually going to make a point of that. Everytime they sing about us I'm going to point it out and say how said it is. I have a feeling I'll be using the term 'forever in our shadow' a lot.

[Murphman]

Keep asking when the prawn sandwiches are going to be served.

 

 

Feck that, sardines on toast. They won't get it, thick manc c*nts.

[RP]

Polonium 210. It's all the rage.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

sing along when they sing to the tune of '5 times' - but use the real lyrics, obviously.

 

 

No, not the Beach Boys ones. The REAL ones