Food poisoning

charlie clown · November 24, 2006

Went to Waggamamas in Leeds on Wednesday night, had a prawn curry noodle soup thing. Two o clock in the morning I wake up in my hotel bed pouring with sweat, head spinning, guts churning. Got to the bog, just about settled on it when I have to turn round and do the most almighty hurl. I'm staying at the Village Hotel and I have redecorated their bathroom for them. It carries on, I Just about think its all over as I'm leaninig over the bowl when the bottom starts falling out the other end. So I get back on the bog and proceed to drop the contents of my guts into the lav when I suddnly have to puke again. I grab a towel and barf into that. And it goes on like that for about another hour. squirting the most foul kak out at one end and catching pints of puke at the other end in the hotel towels. I'm sweating so much that my feet are in a puddle on the bathroom floor. I was in there about two hours and I really thought I was going to die. My head was still swimming when I'd finished and I got back to bed and then went through about another hour of shivering like I'd been stood in a field for an hour. Worst night of my life. Ever.

I drove home Thursday morning and slept solid for eighteen hours.

And now I can't laugh cause every time I do the muscles in my chest and stomach are crippled by all the retching I was doing the other night.

But, tomorrow's another day. And Saturday I'm on a stag night. Should cure it.

Bootser · November 24, 2006

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