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Roeder in the Hunt for striker

crisps

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Guest Anders Honoré

Guest Anders Honoré

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would be a real coup for them, but I can't see it happening.

 

If West Ham played like they did last year with the added quality of the two argies, it might be realistic as it would make them a very attractive stepping stone.

 

Not as they are now though.

McBain

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And when he doesn't sign., he'll say he wasn't interested anyway. Huntelaar has a big future ahead of him. He wouldn't piss it away joining a club destined for relegation

crisps

crisps

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And when he doesn't sign., he'll say he wasn't interested anyway. Huntelaar has a big future ahead of him. He wouldn't piss it away joining a club destined for relegation

 

Yep - no doubt John Hartson was their main target all along..

_00_deathscar

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would be a real coup for them, but I can't see it happening.

 

If West Ham played like they did last year with the added quality of the two argies, it might be realistic as it would make them a very attractive stepping stone.

 

Not as they are now though.

 

What's Roeder got to do with West Ham?

Guest Anders Honoré

Guest Anders Honoré

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What's Roeder got to do with West Ham?

 

Hello, my name is Anders2 and I am a dimensional traveller. I seem to have blown my cover by assuming Roeder was still the manager of West Ham in this timeline. Unfortunately, I killed the original Anders to set up this cover, so I guess you're stuck with me.

 

:unsure:

Leo No.8

Leo No.8

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Ah the famous Newcastle transfer tango, my favourite dance of them all. Here is how it plays out...

 

Step One: Newcastle bat eyelids at bIG NamE player, declare interest and asks mate (agent) if he wants to dance.

 

Step Two: Player looks briefly but longingly at proper big clubs milling round elsewhere on the dancefloor - tells mate he'll dance with Newcastle but to have a word with clubs he really fancies. Hopefully they will become jealous and make their move.

 

Step Three: Player tells Newcastle how he is quite interested in them. Says in voice audible across the dancefloor that they are one of a number who he is interested in copping off with.

 

Step Four: Its time for the slowy and Newcastle makes move by asking on a date, offering a slap-up meal in Heathcotes and all the champagne he can drink. Mate, taps him on shoulder and makes him aware of big clubs dancing provocatively nearby.

 

Step Five: Big NamE tells Newcastle he'll definitely consider going on a date, but he just needs to go to the little boys room a minute to powder his nose.

 

Step Six: Newcastle is sitting down by the dancefloor looking at watch, wondering just what could be taking so long? Heads over to ask mate where he is, who says last time he saw him he was outside the front of the club, then puts hand over mouth and sniggers to himself as he watches Newcastle head off.

 

Step Seven: To Newcastle's horror, arrive outside to find BiG Name swapping contracts with Barcelona / Real Madrid / Liverpool / Milan / Arsenal, who then winks and says sorry you were really nice, but I just like you as a friend. Newcastle return to club, try to hide disappointment with big fake smile.

 

Step Eight: Newcastle get the last dance with previously hot player, who has been in a turbulent, unsuccesful relationship with a big club and is now looking worn and rough round the edges; player is searching desperately for anyone who can to take them out and treat them nice - he's just not sure how much he can offer in return.

 

Step Nine: Swaps contracts with Newcastle under the disco ball, who profess undying love and that they always wanted him and only him all along because of his fit pace.

 

Step Ten: Newcastle brings whole family to meet new player on first date to sing his name and watch him do keepy-ups. Player wonders just where it went wrong in his once highly promising career to end up with this lot. Makes up mind there and then to give no more than 50% at any stage of their relationship and hope one say he looks good enough for a big club to take him back...

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Benitez

Benitez

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Antoine Sibierski has proved to be their best signing in 2 seasons :D

 

£60 mill on Duff, Boumsong, Owen, Emre, Luque, Martins, Parker. But Sibierski is priceless, hehe.

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