A song for Kuyt

[Dog]

The only Liverpool player without a song.

 

Just read a blog saying the same too.

 

At the Reading game when he was substituted a small number were singing ?Come all Without, come all within, You'll not see nothing like the mighty Kuyt?.

Pretty poor really.

 

Now we all know how his name is pronounced, surely someone can do better.

[cymrococh]

Clap Clap Clapclapclap

Clapclapclap Dirk Kuyt!

[Ronnie Whelan]

Whats wrong with "Red & White Kuyt"? It just needs to catch on.

[Coyler]

Whats wrong with "Red & White Kuyt"? It just needs to catch on.

Hehehehehehehehe... Whitekuijt! (Beach Boys)

[johngibo YPC]

The only Liverpool player without a song.

 

Just read a blog saying the same too.

 

At the Reading game when he was substituted a small number were singing ?Come all Without, come all within, You'll not see nothing like the mighty Kuyt?.

Pretty poor really.

 

Now we all know how his name is pronounced, surely someone can do better.

 

Do we?

how is his name pronounced?

[Rich Gobey]

Do we?

how is his name pronounced?

 

Dirik Kowt

 

 

At the Reading game when he was substituted a small number were singing ?Come all Without, come all within, You'll not see nothing like the mighty Kuyt?.

Pretty poor really.

 

 

 

Aint seen nowt

like the mighty Kowt

[johngibo YPC]

Dirik Kowt

Aint seen nowt

like the mighty Kowt

 

So rhyming perfectly with "come on within, come on without, you ain't seen nothing like the mighty Kowt"

[Herbie von Smalls]

Dirik Kowt

cahoot (without the 'h') actually

[McBain]

So that would be Caoot?

[Ronnie Whelan]

So rhyming perfectly with "come on within, come on without, you ain't seen nothing like the mighty Kowt"

 

 

 

[Rich Gobey]

So rhyming perfectly with "come on within, come on without, you ain't seen nothing like the mighty Kowt"

 

 

Isn't it 'come all within, come all without?

[Herbie von Smalls]

So that would be Caoot?

yes. but not cao-ot

[Ronnie Whelan]

Isn't it 'come all within, come all without?

 

 

 

And your proposal rhymes better using these lyrics does it?

[Rich Gobey]

And your proposal rhymes better using these lyrics does it?

 

er, i'm not proposing anything.

 

Just picked up this thread from this page. I must have missed something.

 

Not bothered really.

[johngibo YPC]

Isn't it 'come all within, come all without?

 

either way its a good song

 

As is 'put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he hates James Beattie',

which sounds rubbish on the kop but boss at a house party after 12 stella

 

sod this anyway, i;m off to Villa

Edited November 8, 2006 by johngibo YPC

[Coyler]

Rhymes with "Crouch". And "pronounce".

[Herbie von Smalls]

Rhymes with "Crouch". And "pronounce".

kuyt?

 

not quite. that's the closest diphthong in english though

[Coyler]

kuyt?

 

not quite. that's the closest diphthong in english though

I was trying to aid the average English fan, who is clearly still having trouble. You or I might know what a diphthong is but this shower think that the difference between "neighbour" and "neighbor" is 'grammar'.

 

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Capital letters, please, thank you, by the way; and it's "Kuijt".

 

I'm not taking lessons from a man who says it "pro9ce", anyway.

[Stigger]

Kuyt! Kuyt! You better watch out!

He's blonde and he's dutch and he puts it about,

Come on, He's gunning for you, Come on.

 

Kuyt! Kuyt! You better watch out!

He's blonde and he's dutch and he puts it about,

Come on, he's gunning for you, Come on!

[Gunga Din]

Kuyt! Kuyt! You better watch out!

He's blonde and he's dutch and he puts it about,

Come on, He's gunning for you, Come on.

 

Kuyt! Kuyt! You better watch out!

He's blonde and he's dutch and he puts it about,

Come on, he's gunning for you, Come on!

 

i've heard that sung by a few on the Kop. quite frankly its gay. and s***. his other one is much better

[Cobs]

In the midnight hour

we can feel Kuyt's power

We're down on our knees

we want to take you there....

[Ronnie Whelan]

In the midnight hour

we can feel Kuyt's power

We're down on our knees

we want to take you there....

 

 

If the previous one is gay, this is ubergay.

[cymrococh]

'puts it about' is a rubbish line.

[Coyler]

Was there no "Freakout"-based chant? Le freak, c'est chic.

[smokescreen]

'puts it about' is a rubbish line.

 

Kuyt! Kuyt! It's your shout!

He's blonde and he's dutch and a lager lout,

Come on, It's down in one, Come on.

 

Coat.