Carl Cort is out for the season?

[Tosh]

Or is that Shola Ameobi?

 

BBC reporting Shola might need a hip op.... Lucky Mr Roeder!

[Falconhoof]

He's not arsed because he's got Rossi who's a fantastic player, the new paul scholes and better than Mellor.

[Tones]

I havent yet seen anything about Rossi to justify the hype. Is he really as good as the mancs make out??

 

Back to Carl Shola, not the greatest of strikers but about the only one they have. Not going to help matters for the geordies.

[_00_deathscar]

I bet the fans hope Bramble suffers from the same injury...or Roeder for that matter.

[Kahnee]

I havent yet seen anything about Rossi to justify the hype. Is he really as good as the mancs make out??

 

Manc makes, surely?

[ManxRed]

Shola might need a hip op....

 

[Cue Human Beatbox]

 

Hey, ma name is Ameobi, but people think I'm Cort,

But A'hm here to see the Geordie goal count isn't left caught short,

Cos I is lonely in this team, playin' up front on my own,

And even dat guy Martins, wid all the skill he's shown,

isn't goin' to save us toons, wid a lack o' points and goals,

from fallin' from the Premier, Hell, even that Paul Scholes,

Would struggle to score in this team, life's gettin' so much harder,

So Fat Freddy help us now, and ditch that tw*t Glenn Roeder.

 

Peace. We out.