Albert Luque

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Jebus! There's a player I'd forgotten about. 9.5m quid, 3 goals, 15 months. Makes Diouf look like shrewd biz....

[RP]

Funny thing is he's a bloody good player. He was quality at DLC.

 

Put him in a decent team with a good strong (perhaps Spanish ) Manager and there's every chance he'd start perfiorming again.

[AE]

Funny thing is he's a bloody good player. He was quality at DLC.

 

Put him in a decent team with a good strong (perhaps Spanish ) Manager and there's every chance he'd start perfiorming again.

 

 

The last player we brough from them was Didi........ now if he came to us and had that effect......

 

[Maldini]

He just shows how much of a black hole Newcastle is. He's a fantastic player. I honestly wouldn't mind if we put in a sneaky (or even cool) £3m bid for him.

[Guest Jack Bauer]

More like 500k.

[sutty]

He just shows how much of a black hole Newcastle is. He's a fantastic player. I honestly wouldn't mind if we put in a sneaky (or even cool) £3m bid for him.

 

That would definitely qualify as a swoop

[Bailo]

That would definitely qualify as a swoop

"Kop get Luque"

[Bigal]

Kop cop toon flop

[Walrus]

Will no one think of the war chest????

[RP]

Wantaway Toon flop kops dream move.

[Benitez]

'Toon flop issues come and get me plea to Spanish saviour'

[AE]

"Newcastle outbid Liverpool to sign one of their own players"

Thousands swarm to St James Park to see him unveiled for a second time, Sir Fready Shephard claims "This is the greatest thing to happen to the club since I last put up the shirt prices and proves we are a bigger and more successful team than Liverpool...."

[floyd]

"Newcastle outbid Liverpool to sign one of their own players"

Thousands swarm to St James Park to see him unveiled for a second time, Sir Fready Shephard claims "This is the greatest thing to happen to the club since I last put up the shirt prices and proves we are a bigger and more successful team than Liverpool...."

 

It's funny because it's true.

[Bootle Buck]

"Newcastle outbid Liverpool to sign one of their own players"

Thousands swarm to St James Park to see him unveiled for a second time, Sir Fready Shephard claims "This is the greatest thing to happen to the club since I last put up the shirt prices and proves we are a bigger and more successful team than Liverpool...."

 

[Guest redfromtubebar]

He is quality but unfortunately decided to piss away his talent at a joke club like Newcastle.

 

With our left side problems, I wouldn't mind seeing a cheeky bid for him in January either though. I bet he would give his left arm to come here now.

[Benitez]

He is quality but unfortunately decided to piss away his talent at a joke club like Newcastle.

 

With our left side problems, I wouldn't mind seeing a cheeky bid for him in January either though. I bet he would give his left arm to come here now.

 

Luque is a problem all of his own. Our problems are non existent in comparison

 

Getting a Newcastle player to solve another team's problem is kinda ironic no?

[DJM]

Luque Who's Signing - Albert he's better than Diouf claims Rafa

[Kahnee]

Rafa should be so Luque

 

Luque lands dream move

 

Luque Kops Reds switch

[Ostrich Man]

He just shows how much of a black hole Newcastle is.

 

ballymena is worse.

[Guy_Incognito]

ballymena is worse.

 

I used to go out with a lass from Ballymena. And she was a glam. Even my mum knew that one wouldn't work.

[_00_deathscar]

"Newcastle outbid Liverpool to sign one of their own players"

Thousands swarm to St James Park to see him unveiled for a second time, Sir Fready Shephard claims "This is the greatest thing to happen to the club since I last put up the shirt prices and proves we are a bigger and more successful team than Liverpool...."

 

I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages...

 

As someone else said, it's funny because it's true.

[Maldini]

ballymena is worse.

Ballymena, Hi

[Guest HHH]

I used to go out with a lass from Ballymena. And she was a glam. Even my mum knew that one wouldn't work.

 

 

surely you mean a Sham?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

He is quality but unfortunately decided to piss away his talent at a joke club like Newcastle.

 

With our left side problems, I wouldn't mind seeing a cheeky bid for him in January either though. I bet he would give his left arm to come here now.

Who? Luque or....

[_00_deathscar]