Footballs greatest grollies

[sutty]

On the back of the head butt analysis, I think it's time we discussed some of the greatest footballers at flobbing a greeny, whether at an opponent or by placing a finger to a nostril and blowing the phlegm out.

 

I'll start - Viera's top class gremmy aimed at Ruddock. Post sending off, he calculated that there was probably feck all that could be done, good deep hock and a jumping launch. Good aim too, right on the mush.

[fyds]

Billy Bremner's body mass was 95% greenies so far as I could remember.

[Bigal]

Intresting, I will take roy keane at home to real madrid, slids in an own goal and then as his lying on the floor, spits into the air, and then back into his own face.

[KBR]

Rijkaard on Voller... now that was a classic!

[Raj]

Rijkaard on Voller... now that was a classic!

 

This has to be the clear winner, for the simple fact that he spat at him twice

[sutty]

Intresting, I will take roy keane at home to real madrid, slids in an own goal and then as his lying on the floor, spits into the air, and then back into his own face.

 

 

Good shout that one Al.

 

As is the Rijkaard one

[Guest TanMan]

This has to be the clear winner, for the simple fact that he spat at him twice

 

And the Voller looking at his bubbly palm after touching his head, before total disgust moment

[Gray - YPC]

The best one i've ever seen was in Sunday football when a lad in our team ended up scrapping with this lad. They both got a talking to from the ref, as as my mate jogged off he spat at the other lad.

 

This other lad goes mad saying how out of order it was and all that and another little scuffle starts. The oppsition pile in and one shouts "what did he do to you?" to which our player said "this" and spat in the lads face for a second time.

 

Cue bedlam...

 

But not so much as a booking...

[Bald Devil]

Nobody beats Rijkaard but McAteer had a boss string of Polo mint greb from his chin to his shirt once.

[Boca]

Rijkaard on Voller... now that was a classic!

 

Best piece of football punditry ever was Dunphy and Giles on that incident. They had an indepth discussion on the trajectory of the spit, the distance it travelled, at what speed etc etc.

[Bigal]

I know its cricket but could this be in there?

 

9th over - WI 75-0: The Windies tactics seem to be this: smash a six early on in the over, and then relax for the remaining balls. Chanderpaul steps away to the off side and swings Nel high over deep fine leg. The television slow-motion replays capture the sight of AB de Villiers releasing an enormous spit as the ball sails over the ropes.

[Gunga Din]

didnt that c*** Diouf spit right into De Zeaus (sp?) mouth? that was f***ing disgusting, if Diouf had done that to me i'd have ripped his f***ing head off

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

that c*** Gary Neville did a great one the other week against us, it ended up running down his chin & onto his top & he had to wipe it away with his sleeve.

 

Tha's because he's c***

[SteveT]

This has to be the clear winner, for the simple fact that he spat at him twice

 

..and that he got Völler sent off with him

[stressederic]

didnt that c*** Diouf spit right into De Zeaus (sp?) mouth? that was f***ing disgusting, if Diouf had done that to me i'd have ripped his f***ing head off

 

Hate him so much...

[Mike]

in the late 80's in the away end at old trafford.

getting dogs abuse from 2 greasy ****** mancs in those black umbro winter training coats who were above us in the ground (don't know if you remember it back then) but they were leaning over the wall and screaming rabid s*** at us for the entire game.

they must have been a good 20 above us and the whole of the away fans were watching as a mate of mine, Tim pulls a greeny from the depths of hell and fires it up a full 20 feet at them.

picture if you will, as it goes directly into the back of said mancs mouth, he collapses backwards with a look of sheer terror on his face, gagging as he realises what has happened. cue hundreds of reds pissing themselves laughing. even his rabid manc sidekick wet himself.

[Internationinteroperability]

that c*** Gary Neville did a great one the other week against us, it ended up running down his chin & onto his top & he had to wipe it away with his sleeve.

 

Tha's because he's c***

 

 

Noticed that too!

 

Really disgusting actually :insert green puke smiley here: (http://www.ynwa.tv/forum/style_images/ynwa/folder_post_icons/icon8.gif)