Laziest player in the prem?

[Benitez]

watching Man City v Boro last night, which was a piss poor game, and I've no idea why I watched it all, anyway.....

 

Struck me that I've not seen a player as lazy as Yakubu in a long while. He barely moved for 90 minutes. Doesn't track back, walks back into onside positions when the game is going. He was just generally dreadful and didn't bother putting any effort in, just wobbled about the pitch for the whole game.

 

Who are the other lazy arses out there?

[12twelve]

Henry.

[Falconhoof]

Thought Boro were surprisingly poor though, not just Yakubu. Completely lacking in any fight in midfield. Because lets face it City weren't anything special but completely dominated Boro.

 

Hope they are in some sort of slump which we can take advantage of when we go to the Riverside soon.

[ManxRed]

Hasselbaink.

[sutty]

Anelka is a lazy c*** as well.

[RP]

Is it Harry Kewell?

[Tosh]

RP - the thread is about players

 

Not the walking wounded

[crisps]

viduka

[sutty]

Pepe Reina last season didn't move for 3 months.

[Chili Palmer]

Pepe Reina last season didn't move for 3 months.

 

Some would say he hasn't moved that much this season either...

[Bigal]

chris kirkland

[anny road]

samaras

[Sion]

Sissoko

[Guest Jude]

Mark Viduka.

[Stevie H]

stephen carr.

celestine babayaro.

[crisps]

Cisse would have been in with a good shout too if he was still ere

 

 

...and Michael Owen

[R A Softlad]

Is it Harry Kewell?

 

I entered the comp on Skysports.com to woin a pair of boots and questioned the answer myself.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

watching Man City v Boro last night, which was a piss poor game, and I've no idea why I watched it all, anyway.....

 

Struck me that I've not seen a player as lazy as Yakubu in a long while. He barely moved for 90 minutes. Doesn't track back, walks back into onside positions when the game is going. He was just generally dreadful and didn't bother putting any effort in, just wobbled about the pitch for the whole game.

 

Who are the other lazy arses out there?

this time last year many on this forum were asking 'why Crouch when yakubu was available'

[Guest Sabre]

Not in the Prem but it was calculated that Ronaldo (the real one) once ran fewer metres in a game than the goalkeeper.

[stressederic]

Not in the Prem but it was calculated that Ronaldo (the real one) once ran fewer metres in a game than the goalkeeper.

 

True but be fair, the rest of the players are actually caught in his gravity and are orbiting around him anyway.

[Guest Walter Sobchak]

True but be fair, the rest of the players are actually caught in his gravity and are orbiting around him anyway.

 

Has to be John O'shea

[Internationinteroperability]

Anelka is a lazy c*** as well.

 

Anelka's got my vote, for sure!

 

He's done absolutely NOTHING for Bolton. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

[Herbie von Smalls]

laziest ever, in the 'premiership era' has to be ginola, especially given that he was a midfielder and not even a striker.

[Guest Portly]

Lampard

 

Doesn't do much apart from score from deflected free kicks.

[stressederic]

It used to be Laurent Robert