crouch a chelsea fan....?

[floyd the barber]

maybe as a youngster...still this list is pretty funny, found on the official chelsea site..i was reading thanks to a link to the hilarious "flag day"

 

so what celeb fans do we have???

 

 

some of the names on the chelsea list are hilarious.....

 

http://www.chelseafc.com/article.asp?artic...one&sublid=

 

Celebrity Fans

 

 

 

 

For years Chelsea have been associated with a whole range of famous people who have supported the Blues. The height of celebrity fandom came during the 'golden years' around the late sixties and early seventies when the style and glamour of the team was matched by those wandering the Kings Road. Stories of Raquel Welch or Steve McQueen in the dressing rooms and the VIP areas overflowing, given the length of the list below it seems those days have returned!

 

This is a list of celebrities, alive and dead, it is believed support Chelsea, their allegiance cannot be guarantee but most have been verified. Ex-players and directors are not included as their support is taken as read! Corrections/additions welcomed though.

 

 

Are you a Celebrity? Want your name listed? (course you do) , then contact me.

 

 

 

 

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Movies

Lord Attenborough Film Director (Life President of the Club)

Sir Jeremy Isaacs Actor/Producerr

Renee Zellwegger Actress (Bridget Jones)

Sienna Miller Actress

Gabriel Byrne Actor (Usual Suspects)

Joseph Fiennes Actor (Shakespeare in Love)

Michael Caine Actor (The Italian Job)

Raquel Welch Actress (at least she did in the 70's!)

Tara Reid Actress (American Pie)

Minnie Driver Actress (American Pie)

Guy Ritchie Director (& Madonna's husband)

Bruce Dern Actor (Silent Running, Mulholland Falls)

Lance Percival Actor (Carry On films)

Bill Nighy Actor (Love Actually)

Phil Daniels Actor (Quadrophenia)

Graham King Movie Producer (Traffic)

Tom Pollock Film Director/Producer (Killing Me Softly)

Jason Fleming Actor (Snatch)

Jonny Lee Miller Actor (Trainspotting)

Simon Pegg Actor (Shaun of the Dead)

Art Malik Actor (Shaun of the Dead)

Owen Wilson Actor (Starsky & Hutch)

Naveen Andrews Actor (Lost)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Television & Radio

Johhny Vaughan Radio/TV presenter

Tim Lovejoy Soccer AM presenter

David Baddiel Comedian/Writer (Fantasy Football)

Michael Crawford Actor (Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em)

Dennis Waterman Actor (Minder)

Bill Oddie Comedian/Twitcher

Rodney Bewes Actor (Likely Lads)

Andrea Catherwood ITN newsreader

Trevor Eve Actor (Waking the Dead)

Chris Barrie Actor/Comedian (Red Dwarf)

Michael Greco Actor (Eastenders)

Charlie Brooks Acteress (Janine in Eastenders)

Michael Higgs Actor (Andy Hunter in Eastenders)

Alison Parteger Acteress (Sarah in Eastenders)

Derek Fowlds Actor (Heartbeat)

Clive Mantle Actor (Casualty)

Dorian Healy Actor (Soldier, Soldier)

Gary Love Actor (Soldier, Soldier)

Dervla Kirwan Actress (Ballykissangel)

Huw Higginson Actor (The Bill)

Georgia Zaris Acteress ('Claudia' in Dream Team)

Richard O'Sullivan Actor (Man About the House)

Jonny Gould Game Show Host

David Redfearn Magician

Russell Grant Astrologer

Isla Fisher Actress

Sean Locke Comedian

Iain Lee Comedian/Radio DJ

Clive Bull Radio DJ

 

 

 

 

 

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Music

Damon Albarn Lead Singer with Blur

Bryan Adams Musician

Suggs Lead Singer with Madness

Woody Drummer with Madness

Madonna (her husband is) Singer

Paul Cook Sex Pistols

Steve Jones Sex Pistols

Morten Harket A-Ha

Jimmy Page Led Zeppelin

John Taylor Duran Duran

Alan McGee Head of Creation Records (Oasis)

Andy Fletcher Depeche Mode

Dave Gahan Depeche Mode

Justin Chancellor Tool

Lloyd Cole Musician

Nik Kershaw 80's Pop star

Busta Rhymes US Rap star

Gary Numan 80's Popstar

Geri Halliwell Singer

Danni Minogue Singer

Martine McCutcheon Singer/Actress (lived at Stamford Bridge for a bit)

Andy Cairns Lead Singer with Therapy

Ed Ball Musician

Ben Watt Everything but the Girl

Tracey Thorn Everything but the Girl

Charlie Harper UK Subs

Alex Paterson ORB

Paul Hardcastle '19' Recording Artist

John O'Neill Undertones

Neneh Cherry Singer

Paul Oakenfold DJ/Producer

Trevor Nelson DJ, Radio 1

Jeff Young DJ

Graham Dene DJ

Paul Anderson DJ, XFM

Tim Simenon DJ, Producer , Depeche Mode

Gary Crowley DJ

Iain Baker DJ, XFM, ex Jesus Jones

Seb Fontaine DJ, Radio 1

Ian Collins Talksport radio presenter

Mark Fuller Nightclub owner

Rifat Jawaid Broadcaster/Presenter - BBC World Service

 

 

 

 

 

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Sport

Steven Redgrave Olympic Rower

Jimmy White Snooker

Tony Drago Snooker

Sir Clive Woodward Rugby (England)

Laurence Dallagio Rugby (England)

Brian Moore Rugby (England)

Ian Williams Rugby (NZ)

Michael Dods Rugby (Scotland)

Shane Warne Cricket

Alec Stewart Cricket

Graham Thorpe Cricket

Chris Cairns Cricket

Chris Cowdrey Cricket

David Smith Cricket

Johnny Herbert Motor Racing

Daley Thompson Decathlete

Eric Bristow Darts

Joe Calzaghe Boxing

Boris Becker Tennis

Pat Cash Tennis

Peter Fleming Tennis

Dick Francis Horse Racing (Jockey & Writer)

William Jarvis Horse Racing (Trainer)

Oliver Sherwood Horse Racing (Trainer)

Charles Gordon-Watson Horse Racing (Bloodstock Agent)

Paul McGrath Football

Paul Merson Football

Mark Wright Football

Peter Crouch Football

Gary Stevens Football

Sean Davis Football

Kenny Sansom Football

 

 

(the list of footballers exludes all ex-Chelsea players who we'd hope are all fans now anyway!)

 

 

 

 

 

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Writers/Journalists

Roddy Doyle Playwright

Andy Hamilton Comedy Writer

Jeremy Vine BBC Political correspondant

Giles Smith Sports Writer (Telegraph)

Nigel Clarke Football Writer (Mirror)

John Motson Commentator (can't admit it)

Martin Tyler Commentator (a soft spot at least)

Alan Green Radio Commentator (as a kid at least)

Ivor Baddiel Writer/Broadcaster

John Moynihan Journalist/Author

Shelly Webb TV Presenter and wife of Neil

Albert Sewell Match of the Day stats man

Christina Jones Novelist

Adam Porter Journalist - Loaded magazine

Mark Winstanley Horse Racing Journalist

Colin Mackenzie Horse Racing Journalist

John Sexton Horse Racing Journalist

Albert Jack Newspaper Columnist

Robb Wotton Sky Sports News Presenter

 

 

 

 

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Politics

Lord Sebastian Coe Ex-MP/Athlete/London Olympic chief

John Major Former Prime Minister

David Mellor Ex-MP

Peter Hain MP

Peter Bottomley MP

Ed Vaizey MP

Bill Clinton Ex-President of the USA (watched Chelsea while at Oxford in the 60's)

 

 

 

 

 

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Miscellaneous

Vidal Sassoon Hairdresser

Gordon Ramsey Chef

Aldo Zilli Chef

Robert Diamond President of Barclays Bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Supporting from up above

Sir Laurence Olivier Actor

Sir John Mills Actor

Tony Banks Former MP

Sir George Robey Music Hall Star

Joe Strummer The Clash

Ted Rodgers 321 Man

Sidney Taffler Actor

[Herbie von Smalls]

loads of johnny-come-latelys in there too, i see

[floyd the barber]

also...

 

John Motson Commentator (can't admit it)

Martin Tyler Commentator (a soft spot at least)

Alan Green Radio Commentator (as a kid at least)

 

havent heard the above linked as chelsea fans before...

 

and

Busta Rhymes US Rap star....jeeeezzzzzz

 

 

pathetic list...pathetic club.

 

Hey but we have the guy from the Farm as one of our fans....chelseas pop star "fans" cant touch that.

 

 

Actually we should organise a "hat day"....for when we play chelsea at anfield...gotta do something to mock that awful club.

[Herbie von Smalls]

Actually we should organise a "hat day"....for when we play chelsea at anfield...gotta do something to mock that awful club.

or we could just dispense with paying them any attention.

[Michael]

I always thought Alan Green was a Liverpool supporter.

[Herbie von Smalls]

I always thought Alan Green was a Liverpool supporter.

i wish he were a chelsea supporter. he whinges like one and thinks he knows better than everyone else too.

[Nogsy]

Id have Samuel L Jackson over all of them anyday of the week.

 

 

 

 

(not in a gay way)

[Guest Portly]

Alan Green has a season ticket at Anfield. He was sitting near us once in the Main Stand at a Champions League match. If he wasn't supporting Liverpool, he put on a pretty good act!!

[Guy_Incognito]

 

Chris Barrie Actor/Comedian (Red Dwarf)

 

We get Lister, they get Rimmer

[Mikael Akerfeldt]

No way is Morten Harket a Chelsea fan, he's Norwegian FFS, they all support us!

[Gilps]

I'm slightly jealous of them having Paul Hardcastle

[Stevie H]

I'm slightly jealous of them having Paul Hardcastle

because his biggest hit will be played when we next win the league?

[Andy @ Allerton]

I always thought Alan Green was a Liverpool supporter.

 

 

As if.

 

Alan Green has a season ticket at Anfield. He was sitting near us once in the Main Stand at a Champions League match. If he wasn't supporting Liverpool, he put on a pretty good act!!

 

He must have stolen it - the nonsensical bellend

[Leo No.8]

Green is and always has been a Liverpool supporter.

 

Crouch supported QPR as a kid so thats b*llocks as well.

[Coyler]

Can't believe they missed out Jim Beglin.

[Stevie H]

am quite disappointed in simon pegg to be honest.

[Ostrich Man]

not as disappointed as i am in jimmy page.

 

 

oi jimmy no.

 

 

and alan green is obviously a liverpool fan.

[Gravy]

Jimmy Page my @rse. He doesn't follow football at all. FACT.

[Ostrich Man]

hes too busy bucking 15 yrd olds and worshipping satan.

 

 

hail jimmy.

[Gilps]

 

He must have stolen it - the nonsensical bellend

 

Yes Andy - there's no chance of a nonsensical bellend having a season ticket at Anfield.

[Gomez]

Jimmy Page my @rse. He doesn't follow football at all. FACT.

 

 

I think most of those 'celebs' are just people who have been seen on jollies at stamford bridge.

 

Jeremy Isaacs is from Glasgow, what are the chances of him deciding to follow an obscure team from another country when you have Rangers and Celtic to chose from?

[Gilps]

am quite disappointed in simon pegg to be honest.

 

What's Alan McGhee's excuse? Or your man out of Therapy??

 

Justin Chancellor - Tool

 

That where he's from, or a general description?

[johngibo YPC]

I think most of those 'celebs' are just people who have been seen on jollies at stamford bridge.

 

Jeremy Isaacs is from Glasgow, what are the chances of him deciding to follow an obscure team from another country when you have Rangers and Celtic to chose from?

 

 

I agree, i mean how many aways has Renee Zelwegger been too??

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

 

As if.

 

it's true, he is

[John am Rhein]

Jimmy Page supports West Brom!